In this episode, Mark leaves Chris and Helen unsupervised as they talk about faking orgasms, bad accents, and why dunking your biscuit in another man's tea is akin to f*cking his wife...

In this episode, Nic Cage squares off against possessed animatronics while locked inside a derelict theme-restaurant overnight. We talk physics, structural engineering, and just why Helen needed so much wine to get through the movie...

In this episode, our intrepid trio venture into the woods and get a big surprise...

In this episode, our heroes look at rubbish Captain America, ghosts, and an evil swimming pool.

Yes, that's right. EVIL. SWIMMING. POOL.

In this episode, Chris and Helen look at the French precursor to Home Alone, but with murder and random diabetes.

In our most contentious episode to date, battle lines are drawn over one of the year's biggest films.

In this episode, we go into the deep water with a rubber shark toy, a poor Count von Count impression, and a further example of why you should at least read the source material before trying a no-budget remake...

In this episode, Mark gets pulled away on dad duty as Chris and Helen take aim at "one of the better" Barbie adventures.

In this episode, our heroes discuss genre, format, and why Ice Cube was not the right choice of lead for the world's longest ever advert.

In this episode, we change the schedule to pay tribute to everyone's childhood hero (except Helen) and lookback at Hulk Hogan's toughest match up - an annoying kid and the girl who turned David Duchovny into a paedophile in Californication...

Apologies for the audio quality - Mark's in desperate need of a new computer as his keeps on crapping out. Donations are welcome.