Sorry not sorry about Happy's voice 👀

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Please remember I'm not a professional and do this as a hobby ❤ I'm also slightly rusty so please give me time to find the voices again.

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Draco learning about muggle things is one of my favourite tropes 🤣

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Please remember I'm not a professional and do this as a hobby ❤ I'm also slightly rusty so please give me time to find the voices again.

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I'm baaaaack! Went to see MIKA live last week and my throat was in tatters from screeching like a banshee 😘

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Cameo this episode: the prick outside my house who kept slamming his car door like he was auditioning for a Phil Collins tribute night, I've removed what I could. 😑

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TW: Mentions of injury that might make people squirm.

TW: Shitty french

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Meant AFTER* the episode on my outro note 🤦‍♀️

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Sometimes I regret not choosing Drama as a GCSE... I did Design and Technology instead and where did that get me? 🤔

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😏 Had a free evening

I have trouble with the word "effortlessly" 💀

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And this is the beauty of no schedules, I upload when I want and right now I WANT. I am sooo excited to be recording this, its one of my favourites <3

Will warn you it's First Person POV and quite dark. Check the link provided for tags! There are 18 chapters total. 😊Don't forget to kudos the original work:https://archiveofourown.org/works/38926722/chapters/97351530

Summary:

The war is over.

Somehow, everyone's favourite sappy scar-headed superhero and his pack of sycophants won. They are celebrating their victory. Meanwhile, I am forced to walk their brimstone-paved path of polite intentions. The toll is higher than I could have ever imagined. Now, as I struggle to find my purpose in a world that has none for me, I am alone.

Almost.

She is my last link to the world that I've lost. Life with her may feel uncomfortable, but life without her is unthinkable...

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31807198

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Song used is The Flower Duet by Leo Delibes.

(I'm so sorry starkidsftw, but the whole cover art refuses to fit)