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In this episode, Rachel and Todd dine in the West Village with an incredible under $5 deal of a Chinese lunch that they were hungery for more of in about two hoours.

This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on March 26, 2006.

Rachel and Todd at the Buddha House $4.90 lunch special... What do you think we would do at this moment? • Report back about the Carnival Cruise from Hell. • Get a face lift in time for the sedar. • Rub the Right Guard to smell like a real man. • Search for a lot of Menudo on You Tube Don't worry, it's delicious. FIND VINTAGE BEWARE OF THE BABYLON EPISODES NOW ON APPLE PODCASTS, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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In this episode, Rachel and Todd mambo into the year 2007 over raw fish in the West Village.

This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on January 8, 2007.

* Dirty jokes about dental fillings.

* Catching up with all things BAFTA.

* Favorite holiday moments remembered.

* PLUS, we answer the question "Is he just not into her or is he dead?"

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In this episode, Rachel and Todd met up in Cannes, France to eat a giant pyramid of seafood and talk loudly in English.

This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on April 8, 2012.

yes we cannes BEWARE OF THE BABYLON

LIVE on TAPE from CANNES, FRANCE.

It's our most on-location location ever in the history of the podcast, and we're doing it up Rivera style just for you.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of podcasting, it was the age of mix tapes. It was the power, corruption and lies, it was the pretty hate machine.

In this exciting episode, Rachel and Todd are just a Rosetta Stone's throw from destroying the French language and starting another Revolution.

Highlights also include:

* Rachel breaks the bidet.

* Todd steps in le merde de chien.

* Rachel reaches her "French Breaking Point."

* Todd marvels at Rachel's love for a massive seafood platter.

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In this episode, Rachel and Todd had already over 80 shows under their belt, and still not one single sponsor.

This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on JUNE 3rd, 2011!

the softer side of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON

In this episode, we invite you to explore the softer side of our podcast. Captured live on tape from Hells Kitchen, New York City on a warm Summer's night, Rachel and Todd reach deep into their collective subconsciousness to bring you this and more:

• The cinematic interpretation of Rachel's whirlwind Château vacation

• The dramatic reaction of Todd's misunderstanding of menstruation

• The fantastic exploration of Facebook's founding recapitulation

• The wondrous damnation of a podcast's rapturous exaltation

BACK IN TIME !!!!!! The original SANTALAND podcast, with Rachel and Todd in the most magical place in all of Macys! And we're pretty certain we were the very first podcast ever to be done here. This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on DECEMBER 3, 2006! I It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas on this very special episode of Beware of the Babylon for all our friends and family... * Todd and Rachel create their own Santaland Diaries moments. * Discover which cookies Macy*s claims as Santa's "favorite." * Find out which winter holiday is totally made up. * Plus, which celebrity will flash their naked shaven vagina before the holidays. Subscribe today for instant updates.

BACK IN TIME !!!!!! Ho Ho Ho, it's a return to SANTALAND in this vintage episode with Rachel and Todd in the most magical place in all of Macys! This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on DECEMBER 12, 2011!

In this spirited episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, we return to one of our favorite places this time of year - MACY*S. No, we're not crazy. We actually like to go to MACY*S on a Sunday afternoon in peak holiday shopping traffic. That's how spirited we are. If you have a problem with that, take it up with the man up North. Other miracles include: * Reasons why Santa may be drunk on his way back from Rachel's house. * Outstanding savings update on the Sunday spree. * Why limos are basically time machines with free whisky. * How to know if you're part dog. * Is it really the most wonderful time of the year? Subscribe today for instant updates.

BACK IN TIME !!!!!! Little did we know in 2006 that The Donald would be The President. In this extremely odd episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, Rachel doesn't trust Trump and Todd just likes that his Tower smells like Mexico in Epcot Center. This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on in May 2nd of 2006... You're Fired! No wait, come back here. Todd and Rachel get Trumped in this special BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast from Trump Tower... * Is Trump Tower the next "Blueberry Hill?" • What is Tony Soprano's secret? • Why is the York County Junior Miss Pageant good for Evolution? • Who is Rachel bitching out this week?

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This is a vintage BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast episode, originally published on Tuesday, June 6th, 2006.

On the sixth month of the sixth day of the sixth year we celebrate our Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia on BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Other highlights include: • Patrick Dahlheimer of LIVE promotes the band's new album in our first ever exclusive interview. • Where to meet in case of biblical apocalypse. • Podcast safe dating updates from Rachel. • Breaking up is hard to do when Jennifer Aniston stars in the movie.