Welcome back, Swimmers! We knew you couldn’t stay away, and you knew we wouldn’t leave you hanging. 

In this episode, Corinne recounts her wild journey filled with: an impromptu wedding proposal complete with ring and drunken suitor; Swedish nurses babysitting elderly gentlemen & young men babysitting their cocktails - we run the full gamete.

In keeping with the cruise theme, Coco is forced to navigate the complexities of Southwest Airlines' open seating policy and ends up paying the price for teaming up with the wrong passenger.

But wait, there’s more! Corinne faces a full-blown panic as she comes to terms with a looming surgery. Let’s just say, a scalpel and a different kind of ring is involved. 

Enjoy! And we would like to wish you a Happy Holidays, but if we’re being honest, we hope something weird/awkward/semi terrible happens so that you will write us about it and we can discuss.

Love ya’ll!

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