Beyond the Bench

Beyond the Bench

By Josh Saenz / Beyond the BenchComedy
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Beyond the Bench episodes

  • Beyond The Bench #95 - Just Don‘tit Up

    contributed to our “beauty” in one form or another. Steven Toste and Frank Frenna join the pod to talk all this barbering and tattooing.

    We get existential on this one and talk all things universe and dimensions; are there different realities, what shape is our known universe? And would Justin join Jeff Bezos on his next trip to space? Franky walks us through his experiences as a fireman and the feeling of surviving near death experiences every day on the job, and eventually transitioning to cutting hair. Steven details the process of tattooing and why some people should really think twice about what they’re putting on their bodies forever!

    Make sure to follow Steven for all your tattoo needs and Franky for some fire cuts out of Maverick Barbershop!

    1 hr 31 min
  • Beyond The Bench #94 - Let‘s Get Saucy

    The boys are back this week with a very spicy addition to the episode....yes we did a "Hot Ones"....whaddup Sean Evans. We bring all the nonsense and occasional insight we do every week, while trying to survive some truly ridiculous hot sauces.

    We talk Josh's sad return to Bumble & Tinder and what texting game becomes the older you get. What is ACTUALLY considered settling and we break down the rules and boundaries of acceptable PDA. Watch till the end for some sounds you may have never heard come out of a human before as we dive into Caroline reaper territory sauces!

    1 hr 12 min
  • Beyond The Bench #93 - Just The Way Mama Makes It

    The boys are back following Justin's departure to the far away country of Vancouver. He's returned a new man, but his love for Josh has never been stronger.

    We had an amazing conversation with Prissilla Nitti, who joins us this week to talk about her criminally delicious food and what it was like going from being a lost teenager, to becoming your own entrepreneur. We discuss different family cultures & whether our generation will keep them alive with our own children, and we talk about the use of social media to convey a point of view. What are the downfalls and how can people be better to each other online.

    Finally, Really Write F*** is back in full force with some brilliant questions that put our level of IQ to shame.

     

    1 hr 59 min
  • Beyond The Bench #92 - I‘ll Sleep When I‘m Dead

    The boys are back this week and Josh is new levels of sad seeing as how Justin is going on vacation without him, he's fallen into a state of deep depression.

    We satisfy all of our morbid curiosity and bring up some of the weirdest thoughts we have (we know you hav them too!). We discuss what we would want our funerals to be like, the sickening times we used to sleep in until as teenagers, and we call out every parent with a SERIOUS question, can you tell a set of new borns apart?!

    Being the savy business men that we are also take some time to dive into the only fans controversy stunning the world of social media and think about making this podcast the next platform for erotic content.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Beyond The Bench #91 - The Gen Z's of Tik Tok

    The boys are back with this week with a guest who embodies the term "one of the boys". Chloe Hyszko joins us, and every time she does Josh's inner drunk comes out to play.

    We talk about "cancel culture" in today's society and what role it really plays? is it overblown, is it ruining the world or is it somewhere in between. We discuss the L word and how you know it's time to say it.....and how you know you messed up when someone answers "thank you". Gen Z'ers get a massive shoutout this week and we go through the top Gen Z slang words Justin will never understand no matter how hard he tries.

    Finally, Really Write F*** takes a strange turn as we answer a viewers question; who would win in a fight between Josh and Justin.....spoiler alert we're both pussycats.

    1 hr 50 min
  • Beyond The Bench #90 - You're Crampin My Style

    The boys are back this week and they're trying their very best to understand the hardships of the opposite sex once and for all......if we weren't such wimps maybe we'd be able to get it!

    We put the argument about whether women can deal with more pain than men to rest.... the answer is YES. We welcome the presence of a cramp simulator onto the show this week as we blindfold ourselves and touch random objects, from slimy to just plain weird....and yes, It's as stupid as it sounds. Watch us realize that a period cramp is the equivalent of a bat to the abdomen ALL for the content!

    We talk weddings and whether you're stand, kneel or sit gang during the church proceedings. Does your outfit dictate how LIT a party will be and we give the BIGGEST Rock Paper Scissors secret of alllllllll time!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Beyond The Bench #89 - Electric Boogaloo

    The boys are back this week with the man whose podcast debut sent shockwaves across the planet. Michael Coppola and Alessandro Cianci join the pod to do just what they do best. Bring up offensive references and make fun of Justin. 

     

    We talk James Bond in the 90’s and why every little boy wanted to be him, would you be too lazy to save the world if you had the power to do it & we (perhaps unwisely) give tips on the best and most efficient ways to commit grand theft auto. We also decide that women are in fact the best sales people on the planet, and amidst it all….find Justins long lost cousin!

     

    We get to YOUR questions at the end as always and REALLY get deep during REALLY Write F***.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Beyond The Bench #88 - Friendship With Failure

    The Boys are back this week with the second appearance of Justin's Doppleganger, Gerrardo Grenci joins us this week to talk about his love for Keanu Reeves and his dream to become the next superstar survival expert.

    We discuss becoming comfortable with the idea of rejection and failure to make you MORE successful in life, can you ever really leave your house without looking in the mirror first and why it's ACTUALLY important to pay the bill as a guy on the first date....yes girls we agree, we should be paying!

    We get to your questions swell and discuss how many beers it takes to have beer goggles, and are Sexual fantasies STILL a thing?

    1 hr 25 min
  • Beyond The Bench #87 - A Bachelorette Balloon

    The Boys are Back this week and Josh is a Sketchier bastard than he's ever been. He thinks his shades make him look badass so we're just running with it.

    We talk what it would be like if vacations weren't to destinations, but rather, to different people, which celebrity body would you inhabit for a week and for what reason!? We pull the curtain behind all the things you think in a relationship but can't actually say, and we draw the line that differentiates bachelor parties from bachelorettes......that line is a very specific balloon....

    Stay Tuned till' the end and hear our Ill informed answers to your questions and you just might learn who to worry about more, the guy who's in her story....or the guy who isn't...

    1 hr 20 min
  • Beyond The Bench #86 - 29 Years aTurtle

    The boys are back this week in high spirits as Justin celebrates his 29th birthday. They grow up so fast don't they....one day they're finishing all the Nutella in 30 seconds flat and falling asleep on the couch, and next thing you know.....they're still addicted to Nutella and napping at every hour 29 years later.

    What Justin doesn't know this week is that Josh has planned a surprise birthday bash on the pod. With some inspiration from podcasting greats, The Basement Yard, we've gathered some - not so friendly - birthday wishes from past podcast guests and friends alike. Justin has no idea what's in store so Tune in and watch Justin's friends tell him what they really think about him in this hilarious episode.

    We bring your weekly dose of everything & nothing this week swell so no need to worry, discussing the ratings they place on movies, are professional athletes allowed to engage in "pleasurable" activities during the playoffs & does the attraction from an old flame ever REALLY go away?

    1 hr 5 min

About Beyond the Bench

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Josh, Justin, and Leo join forces for conversations about everything and absolutely nothing. The podcast made for the intelligently mindless.