Beyond the Bench

The Boys are back this week With two guests who give us a run for our money in the crazy and stupid department. Jacob Gator and Frankie Feudale join the pod to help us remember which of the weird children's TV shows was actually the weirdest.....and which host was actually an undercover criminal.

We discuss whether or not pizza delivery guys ever ACTUALLY find themselves in a porno scenario, would men ever be able to go through the beauty rituals women do & the show that's on everybody's mind (by everybody we mean Josh) TOO HOT TO HANDLE is back for its second season and Josh is like a kid on Christmas morning with more than a few thoughts on his favourite show of all time...ever.....in history.....forever.

We get to YOUR questions at the end like being able to relive past moments in your life and is it ok to pull - what is now called - a "hunter Biden" and sleep with your dead siblings husband/wife......yeah WOW is right.

The boys are back this week joined by a guest who's always welcome on the show, Josh's Brother Lucas Saenz drops by to lay some good old fashioned knowledge and wisdom on us. We change the pace this week and have some awesome conversations about what defines intelligence, and what benefits can come from stepping out of your comfort zone.

With Father's Day right behind us we go through some of the heart warming messages we saw online that made us smile (or cry if you're Josh) and we dive into the journey that is parenting. We discuss jobs where you see the weirdest sh*t and get deep on food and health as Josh's brother lays down the truth about processed foods and where the way we eat as a society comes from.

Stay tuned till the end for our answers to YOUR questions as usual. you may finish this episode actually having learned something for once so beware!

The boys are back this week THRIVING in our new studio, so much so we decided to go back to back on a two man show….we never noticed how beautiful each others eyes are… We go deep this week…real deep as we disect the musical masterpiece that was Friday by Rebecca black, each word sung with so much weight and meaning, we almost can’t even do it justice.

We talk people who still think its OK to own a Volkswagen Beetle in 2021 (sorry not sorry) and why in gods name people buy lime green cars. We wonder what its like to live a colour blind life and talk about some childhood traumas all mixed up in there. Having your house robbed when you’re a kid to dealing with bullies and the psychology behind their actions.  

In usual fashion we’re all over the place but good news is we remembered to tackle our “REALLY WRITE F***” segment this week so your questions are BACK and our answers are as scatterbrained as ever!

The boys are back this week well rested and ready to pod! Our month long vacation has culminated in our brand new big boy studio. Justin’s never felt more at home and Josh is his usual OCD self mopping and vacuuming every 17 minutes. We shake off the rust on this episode and get right back to all the useless topics we cover here at beyond the bench like how does the less hot Hemsworth brother feel next to his two godly siblings.

We talk women shooting the ULTIMATE SHOT, proposing to their boyfriends? Is it common, how would it make us feel as men and what happens if (go knock on some wood) you get rejected?! We take a dive into the realm of arousal as we imagine Justin in his very own lingerie and we go over the cheesiest & cringiest pick up lines women have to deal with out there in the Wild West of dating.

Thanks to all you guys who have stayed patient while we got our new set ready and we hope you like it! 

The boys are back this week with a special guest of the artistic persuasion. Christine "StylistFoolish" Lambrinos joins the pod to talk to us about her unique art style. From where she started to what her style of sexual art means to her! We dive into where artistic ability and creativity stem from - is it innate or learned through your experiences? - and how people use it to cope in different ways with life!

Your weekly dose of "absolutely nothing" is still in full effect as we discuss the art of doodling your high school agenda - hearts, skateboards and your crush's name in cursive - thirst traps on instagram & why dating with a curfew is the ULTIMATE COMMITMENT!

She also joins our attempt to answer all YOUR insane questions during "REALLY WRITE F***" at the very end!

The boys are back with the only guest we could find this week, he’s sorry, you’re sorry, we’re all sorry but we’re putting you through this regardless. Gianmarco Ferri joins the Pod again for his fourth appearance after making such horrendous impressions during the first three.

We get down and dirty on this episode as Josh relives the first time he went for a fart….but left with more than he bargained for.  How old was he when this happened? Was he ashamed? Impressed? Confused?…. or possibly all of the above.  We talk productivity after a full nights rest (something Justin’s never experienced), eating healthier and whether we’d crave “good food” if it actually wasn’t GOOD FOR YOU & we debate the battle between Nesquick powder vs Nesquick syrup!

We narrow down what guys are looking for in a girls IG page for all you  4 women out there wondering what three morons on YouTube like in a profile, and we get to YOUR questions in the always popular “REALLY WRITE F***”

The Boys are back in this week with two guests even crazier than we are. Dave Baldassare and Lorenzo Todaro - a husband, a father, a diversified sales representative since 2003 and the man Josh's father wishes was actually his son!

Children scare the Sh** out of us so we decided to get a new father on to REALLY drive home that scare! We talk everything parenthood and what its really like to be in the delivery room, values and lessons we'd install in our kids and we prepare for the inevitable moment that your child decides it's ok to make fun of you.... we take the occasional trip down memory lane and form a support group for every guy who's had a woman say EW to them.....WHY EW!??!!

If you thought we'd make horrible parents before this, don't expect to have your mind changed at any point in this episode. We double down on the stupid but try to mask it with a layer of serious that's always misplaced

The boys are back this week repping BETA DELTA KAPPA! That pandemic dating scene has begun to take its toll so we’ve decided to scrap women all together and rate our own guy friends instead! We take a look at the female doppelgängers of our friends and decide who we would smash, and who we would pass. Some are beautiful and some……are just downright scary…

We talk forgetting the name of someone you’ve known for long enough to not be allowed to, freaky sexual fetishes and their origins &  wonder in vain if we would ever be accepted into an American Fraternity! This one is all over the place but bear with us, it’s all worth it to see Justin as a girl. His Beauty is unparalleled.

“REALLY WRITE F***”  caps it all off and takes a strange turn this week as we stumble upon some odd “would you rather” from YOU crazy people!

The boys are in this week to really stick it to Justin about his lack of consistency in the gym sponsored by the balloon queen of Montreal @balloonbabemtl! Taylor Soares, @theairwalker himself joins us to talk about people's personal journeys towards fitness and healthy living, why people make the decision to change their lifestyle and who they depend upon & how what really matters, is learning how to walk away from your ego when undertaking any endeavour.

We bring your weekly dose of stupid as well asking what must be going on in the head of a gynaecologist, is your birthday REALLY that important? & finally, we try to be the very best there ever was and catch them all by diving into the fad that's rocking the world.....again....POKEMON!!

Stay Tuned til the end for a special Helium filled segment of "REALLY WRITE FUCK" as we answer YOUR questions!

The boys are back this week joined by the winner of our most recent IG giveaway and Justin's doppelgänger from another dimension. Gerrardo Grenci takes the stage to talk to us about the Colombian tradition that brings family and friends together like none other...Donkey F****ing...yes it means what you think it does.

We talk wedding rings and how much you should be spending on your Proposal as well as what an expensive ring REALLY SAYS to your wife's friends! We ask the most serious question of all, is it ok to still have a picture of your ex on your instagram!?

And finally for all the men out there who've been held down for too long by the "SMALL D*CK ENERGY MOVEMENT" we start our very own in response thats sure to get the internet shaking!