In this episode, Cyrus, Aakash, and Punit answer your most Indian questions — from loud bhajan uncles on Mumbai trains to awkward Diwali gifting office politics, and missed train crushes on the Central Line.

Expect chaos, sarcasm, and questionable wisdom as Cyrus tackles:

• India winning (and not taking) the Asia Cup

• The eternal struggle between work deadlines & Diwali lights

• How to handle a ₹500 Diwali gift for your boss

• That one uncle who treats the local train like his private mandir

• And finding love (or losing it) between train stations

If you’ve ever been stuck in Mumbai traffic, survived office parties, or wanted to sell vada pavs instead of working — this one’s for you

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