Mumbai is underwater (again), and so is Cyrus’ will to live — but that doesn’t stop this Cyrus Says AMA episode from turning into full-blown chaos. Joining him are Puneet Pania, who’s grumpier than the weather, and Akash Mehta, whose back pain has nothing to do with age and everything to do with… let’s just say other activities.

The trio plunges into Mumbai’s coastal road mess, train-soaked trauma, and the weird magic of Zomato/Swiggy delivery guys — who somehow appear in your lift exactly when you open the door, like teleporting ninjas with momos.

Akash takes us to Thailand, shares a food story you can’t un-hear, and wonders why Indians always look sad while traveling. 

Meanwhile, the AMA section serves up gems like how Cyrus became a human alarm clock, the mystery of Mysore Pak all of which has a witty twist to entertain the listeners.

Packed with Puneet’s pessimism, Akash’s awkward honesty, and Cyrus’ desperate attempts to stay on track, this one’s pure, delightful nonsense. Basically, a normal day at Cyrus Says.

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In this powerful and wide-ranging episode of Cyrus Says, Captain Raghu Raman takes us on a journey through the many chapters of his extraordinary life. From the brutal realities of serving in the Indian Army to the extreme conditions at the Siachen Glacier, he offers a rare, unfiltered look at what Indian soldiers endure and whether Siachen is the only such high-risk post.
Captain Raman also reflects on the haunting memories of the 1984 riots and shares a personal story of narrowly avoiding tragedy during the 26/11 Mumbai attacks. He breaks down the geopolitical complexities surrounding India-Pakistan relations, Operation Sindoor, and the strategic importance of regions like Afghanistan and Kashmir.
But his story doesn’t end at the border. Captain Raman also dives into his fascinating second innings in the corporate world, having worked with giants like Adani, Ambani, and Mahindra.
This is an episode packed with real stories, hard truths, and profound insights—one that connects the dots between national security, geopolitics, and corporate leadership.

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In this hilariously unfiltered AMA episode, Cyrus and Shamik tackle the truly important questions of our time. With the rail budget going up, should we expect trains to finally run on time—or just more confident announcements? They debate what one really needs to survive a 4 km walk to a Guns N’ Roses concert: water, willpower, or a cardboard cutout of Slash.

There’s talk of a potential Hera Pheri: South Bombay Edition, a suggestion that Neeraj Chopra might just double as a missile launcher, and whether Uorfi Javed’s Cannes moment has emotionally prepared us for her Met Gala debut.

Plus, is the $3500 iPhone actually just an “iLoan” now? Should AppleCare come with financial counselling? And with the IPL being rained out left and right, is it time to rename it the Indian Puddle League—or just switch to water polo?

All this and more, on a rain-soaked, tech-broke, fashion-forward episode of Cyrus Says.

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This week on Cyrus Says, we almost talk about the horror film Kapkapiii.
Tusshar Kapoor joins us to discuss his mysterious role as Kabir — a man with secrets, suspense.

But of course, true to form, things spiral.

We derail into school WhatsApp groups, dive into deep philosophical conversations about dogs, revisit bar night disasters, and also talk of iconic horror movies plus cinemas in mumbai.

Somewhere in all that, we manage to discuss Kapkapiii, while Tusshar shares his experience working with director Sangeeth Sivan.

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On this episode of Cyrus Says, the hilarious Kumar Varun joins Cyrus for a wild ride through comedy, football fandom, unexpected royalty news, and revolutionary ancestry.

From writing jokes, to AIB, to acting & to watching Liverpool live with Rahul Subramanian, KV shares it all—including run-ins with Jurgen Klopp, Mac Allister, and Virgil van Dijk! But just as the football fever peaked, The Queen passed away, throwing their trip off-track (seriously).

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This episode, the chaos begins with names—Jim Sarbh explains the minimal effort behind his naming, while Amit Sadh reveals how his was the first thing that must’ve popped into his parents' heads. From there, it’s a deep dive into their backgrounds—Jim’s posh Mumbai schooling and expat education, and Amit’s roots in Lucknow and a couple other places, his dad’s sports legacy, and a shared alma mater with Cyrus.

The trio bond over their football allegiances (Liverpool, Man Utd, Arsenal—civil war!), working on Pune Highway with Rahul and Bugs, and a surprising amount of love for biking, animals, and awkward film screenings.

We also get stories from their first films (Kai Po Che, Neerja), biking as therapy, illegal rallies, acting school camaraderie, and one wildly specific joke comparing Cyrus to a Cyprus tree.

It's raw, real, and very Cyrus Says.

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In this candid and entertaining AMA episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian and writer Abbas Momin for a freewheeling conversation packed with cricket, comedy, and candid commentary. The two delve into the buzz around Rohit Sharma’s potential retirement, with Cyrus calling him one of the finest batsmen to have ever represented India. They also touch upon the current India-Pakistan tensions with their trademark humour and sensitivity, keeping things light but thoughtful.

Abbas also shares exciting updates about his latest creative stint with TVF and opens up about his experiences working in Bollywood. It's an episode full of insight, nostalgia, and plenty of laughs — the perfect blend of cricket, current affairs, and comedy that Cyrus Says fans love.

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This week on Cyrus Says, Cyrus catches up with theatre legends and long-time buddies Rahul daCunha and Bugs Bhargava—the brilliant minds behind the upcoming film Pune Highway.

What starts as a movie promo somehow detours into Amul ad nostalgia, millionaire theories, their advertising days, and just maybe... a few drinks and drives (don’t try this at home). One of them even quit drinking. They’ve done plays, ads, life—and now a movie. Sort of.

Pune Highway drops soon, find out if-

Will Rahul sponsor the show?

Will Bugs admit he's rich?

And how deep does this decades-old friendship go?

Watch till the end for some serious (and not-so-serious) bromance, behind-the-scenes madness, and vintage Cyrus Says mayhem.

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In this episode of Cyrus Says, actor and IIT graduate Amol Parashar joins Cyrus for a wide-ranging conversation that’s equal parts funny, insightful, and unexpected. The two dive into the everyday madness of parking in Mumbai, before getting into a bizarre but hilarious crooked finger story. Amol then opens up about his time at IIT, sharing everything from the quirky dressing culture to unforgettable ragging stories. The chat moves into his early days in theatre and acting, his transition from engineering to the performing arts, and how he found his footing in the industry. From his experiences working in ads, auditioning for films like Rocket Singh, to what’s coming up next on his slate — Amol keeps it real, relatable, and refreshingly grounded. If you’re curious about life behind the scenes in Bollywood, or just want to hear two smart, funny guys talk life, career, and chaos — listen to this now!

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In this explosive AMA episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha teams up once again with comedians Akash Mehta and Punit Pania for a hilariously chaotic deep-dive into the week’s strangest headlines, hottest takes, and the always unpredictable questions from the show's Discord community. The trio opens with a conversation about the tragic Pahalgam attack and whether Kashmir can ever be pitched as a honeymoon destination again. From there, they spiral into India-Pakistan tensions—with one listener suggesting a drinking water contest as a more peaceful resolution—and reflect on Warren Buffett’s grim warning about the dollar, debating if it’s finally time to switch to Monopoly money. Trump’s AI-generated image as the Pope sparks a discussion on whether artificial intelligence has achieved enlightenment or just a full-blown god complex.

Meanwhile, cricket fans weigh in on the IPL’s newest sensation, Vaibhav Suryavanshi, and the controversy surrounding him, while gamers wonder if Rockstar could at least drop a GTA: Andheri Auto Rickshaw DLC to tide us over until GTA 6 finally drops. The episode also gets introspective, with questions about roast culture in Indian stand-up, the purpose of humor, and how comedians process the world beyond the cities they live in. Akash gives an update on his mysterious gym admirer, Punit reflects on how comedy evolves with age and consequence, and Cyrus addresses Dhoni’s non-retirement from IPL with just enough Bombay Gymkhana gossip to keep the conspiracy alive.

It’s an hour of wit, weirdness, and wonderful questions—with no topic too wild or too sacred.

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