Bible Beaters – Canada Comedy

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Ep187 It's the hottest Canada on record and people are burning down churches. Kyle is in love. In bible times there is a horrible forestry accident. An axe head flies of off the handle and sinks the bottom of the river and to top it all off, the axe was borrowed! Elisha gets trapped in a city by the Arameans whose general he had just saved in the previous chapter. His next trick is to make visible the angelic army of Aragorn to his own side and blind the entire Arameans. For once the Israelites do not kill their enemies and let them return home blind.

Ep186 It's the beginning of the the hottest week in Canada's history. Kyle's new neighbors have called the cops on his parties. After in enjoying the presence of the Shummanite woman Elisha meanders over to Gilgal and on the way him and his buddies make a stew. Somebody throws some poison in the pot by accident but Elisha sprinkles some magic flour in the pot and it becomes safe to eat. His next quick trick inspires jesus in the future. He feeds a hundred people without much food. Finally, the General of Aram (present day Syria) gets leprosy so he brings a bunch of gifts to the king of Israel in order that he will be healed. Elisha tells him to jump in a river and he will be healed. It happens and then Elisha servant tries to take the presents for himself and gets the leprosy the General used to have.

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Ep182 (2 Kings 2) We get right into it on this podcast. We have to hold reserve host Simeon up before the lord in healing prayer as he has sustained a horrific scootering accident. Kyle is sliding into married women’s DM’s. In bible times the hairy man from the dessert has picked up an adoring fan that follows him around despite instructions not to do so. We discuss the prerposteroni idea of biblical prophecy. Elijah goes from town to town followed by Elisha. He parts the Jordan River by whacking it with his cloak. If this doesn’t impress you some burning horses come from the sky and whisk the hairy man away. Please email us [email protected]

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Ep179 (2 Kings 1) Kyle has annoying neighbors. Caleb has a JW neighbor. We get talking about genders in heaven and their complicated relationship. This leads into discussions about consciousness and cancer. The king of Israel had a few too many and falls off his balcony. Whilst he recovers he sends messengers to Baal Zebub to see if he will live. This makes Yahweh real mad. He sends the hairy locust eater to tell him he’s gonna die. The king sends 50 men who are burned alive by fire from heaven, so he sends 50 more. They are also burned alive. What do you do when you have had 100 men burned alive? Send 50 more. What will happen to them?

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