Bible Beaters – Canada Comedy

Ep178 (1 Kings 22)

It finally happened. We lost half a recorded episode and this is our best attempt at recreation. Caleb has a righteous stalker heaven bent on silencing him on facebook. We talk about the ideal way to get martyred and how shitty it would be to be a corporate prophet. Asa (the king not the pornstar) becomes king over Israel and allows people to worship other Gods without consequences. The next guy does rid the land of the male shrine prostitutes. We prove that god has no plan. A listener asks us about Judas Iscariot.

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Ep176 (1 Kings 21) Blessings to the patrons! Kyle shares his feelings for once. Ahab, the worst king in 7 generations, whom god helped win a war against 32 kings, wants to buy Naboths vineyard. Naboth will not sell his vineyard. Ahab throws a temper tantrum and stop eating until his bea Jezebel takes matters into her own hands. She hacks Ahab’s facebook and messages his friends to cancel Naboth. The mob accuses Naboth of blasphemy and stones him to death. This makes god angry yet again and he sends Elijah to deal them. He prophies that dogs will eat the king and queen. We don’t have internet so we can’t read emails.

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We're doing something different this week.

Ep172 (1 kings 18) Caleb has a run in with a crazy person. At Bethel church in California and they hold 6 days of resurrection services before having a funeral. Are miracles even possible? Next we have absolute banger of story. Elijah returns from the desert to tell the king to go fuck himself in the name of the lord. He then challenges 850 prophets of Baal and Asheroth. Days later at mount Mount Caramel all of Israel shows up for the spectacle. Elijah throws down the challenge that they should make altars and cut up a bull and whosever god sets it on fire without human input wins. Who will win this epic duel? A listener asks us who created god and Caleb’s brilliance shines through the bullshit.

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