Susan starts with a rip off that's seeming less legal every sentence, while Mick gets dropped in to a gooey LA sky and a fun time pronouncing Aztec words.

A very short episode is a good thing for us, so please be happy that the blood pressure stayed low this time around!

Susan goes deep into her star sign, while Mick revels in revealing a revving romance.

Mick starts off with a competently done mystery, which is more than he can say about previous tries. Susan works as well as she can with the 9th book in a series.

Mick gets stuck with a difficult slog through teendom while Susan's author breaks out the calipers and goes full 19th century racist on the "erotic" misadventure of a lifetime.

Mick remembers the pain of simply existing as a teenager, while Susan finds out a book can right (write?) the ship after a bad start.

Susan is stuck in a fairy tale with no real purpose and too many connections, and Mick gets a book that got rave reviews from the one Hot Topic girl who nobody wanted to sit next to at lunch.

Mick can't help but get a little frustrated with this Resistance Era fan fiction, while Susan is confused as to the purpose or method or point or anything of her book on a cowgirl Snow White.

It's a double cover song hour here at Bibliovile FM, and we're bringing you a double shot of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice on the ones and twos in the last show with a cheap microphone. Special thanks go out to Laura from Switzerland for the request, and I hope all of you ladies out there in radio land are having a great night.

Mick gets yet ANOTHER Christian book from Susan which he thinks says more about her than him, while Susan struggles with the sequel to last episode's terrible romance that forgets what pacing is.