We're a week late but Mick's got... he's got a lot building inside and in these situations it's kinda just best to let him go until he tires himself out. So, buckle in.

"Everyone's a Slytherin" was probably the elevator pitch of Sue's book, while Mick is somehow stuck DEFENDING the British Empire in India? Both hosts actually mildly recommend their books, in a stunning first.

Mick is stuck with a book that doesn't know how gross it is, while Susan delights in the surprising world of Urban Magick; spells and crystals and housing justice!

Mick floats the idea of a teflon book as he rushes through the events of "Once Bitten", and Sue's pleasantly surprised with "Dispocalypse", though not enough to... read a sequel.

Mick interrupts probably a record number of times as Sue explains her Mad Mob Mom book, while Mick explains a guilty pleasure Harry Potter fan-fic gone right. We're on Spotify now!

Mick has the second half of his "Married in Seattle" collection, which has less to do with Seattle than ever. Meanwhile, Susan gets a breath of fresh air with a sci-fi satire of electoral politics. I guess that's not relevant these days or anything FTP

Susan's got what might as well have been written by "Steven Keeng", whereas Mick has a novella that's entirely made out of the 2nd act of a terrible rom-com

The situation for reading bad books wasn't exactly the most constructive, so Sue and Mick are going to flex their muscles creating some new ones, like "Never Going to Guten You Up" and "Snoke 'Em if You Got 'Em!"

Mick gets a yucky gross no good statutory rape book, while Sue is deemed judge, jury, and executioner-- 22 times.

We've finally done it folks, the Bibliovile crew is here with Otherworld Triplet #7, and the series is finished. Not everyone survives, especially Michelle's remote recording plans!