Big Bad Beetle Bros

Looks like our Fortunes will be favored this week as the Bros get a visit from not only Les but Art as well for the first time since Metallix began!! Cam and Ryan dive into the start of the “Astral Sword Saga” and desperately try to not compare it to Kamen Rider OOOs too much. Seriously though… how many bug themed toku heroes summoned from coins can there be?? Join the Bros, the evil Mantrons, the Astral Borgs, and the Fortunes brothers as we kickoff what may be the biggest and baddest mini series this franchise has Flabbed our way!

Once upon a midday dreary, three Bros pondered with eyes so bleary,

Over many a tainted and low budget volume of 90s Saban lore.

While we watched it, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,

As of some Nano smoothly rapping, rapping at our studio door.

“Tis some listener,” I muttered, “checking out our pod merch store-

We’ve new designs, and soon much more!”

ahem… with that out of the way, welcome back! The Bros are in for a literary craptastrophy this week as we dive into episode 21 of Beetleborgs Metallix: The Poe and the Pendulum! That’s right goths, geeks, and Saban fan freaks we’ve got Edgar himself haunting Hillhurst and meddling with our most marvelous monsters! And like the poem said, check out our merch store for new designs this week just in time for Black Friday shopping and snagging those holiday gifts early!

Cowabunga Bros!! The boys are back with the Project Louder boss man himself, TJ Bowser, for a shell shocking bonus episode! This week we dive into Ninja Turtles The Next Mutation (or Hero Turtles for some of our European viewers) and investigate one of Saban’s strangest concoctions to grace the 90s. So slap your first initial on your chest, prep your repainted vehicle of choice, and get ready to Turtle Power through it along with us!

OOOOGER BOOOGEY BOOOOGER!! Halloween may be over but we’ve still got some scares up our sleeve… or is that slime? Either way, we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming with episode 20 of Beetleborgs Metallix… Booger Man… are we sure that’s the title? We confirmed it with HR and corporate? Huh… well alrighty then! Tune in and booger out with the Bros as we dive into this week’s kaiju sized episode!

What is the "Big Bad Beetleborgs" Cemetery really like? Let me take you on a journey through
Southern California and into the historic Beetleborgs town, Santa Paula. I stayed for three nights and I'm back to share all of my exciting discoveries with you! I endured hours of riding on airplanes, trains, cars, and public transit but I came out of it a better man. On a budget of $800, I'll tell you how traveling alone to a new environment can lead you on an adventure of struggle and self discovery. Music by Tomoko Sasaki for Nights Into Dreams, 1996.

The curse is lifted! The hiatus has been broken! The Beetle Bros are free at last to terrorize the innocent!! I mean… to entertain the corruptible! The Bros are back just in time for the spookiest night of the year and a BBBB tradition, the Halloween Special. Cam and Ryan dug through their nostalgia ridden brains and decided there was no better eerie episode than Goosebumps Season 2 episodes 2 and 3, Attack of the Mutant! There’s no Borgs to battle this monster back into the comics when Skipper finds himself in more than an inkling of trouble! LISTENER BEWAAAAARE… YOU’RE IN FOR A SCAAAAARE!!!

It’s officially Borg-tober at Hillhurst and the monsters are prepping for a majorly massive mash! Kick-off this spooky season with the Bros and friend of the show TayTay! We’ll be the first to admit that holiday episodes usually fall flat but this Flabbulous Halloween Haunted House of Horrors really stood out from the crowd. So join the Bros and sis this week as we trick or treat through the streets of Charterville with our favorite group of ghouls and goblins!

Are you our Mummy? Sorry, our mommy? Sorry, our Mummy’s mommy? Yes that’s right folks Hillhurst has yet another frightful family reunion this week! Mums gets a visit from his mom while curses cause chaos for the kids! Join the Bros as they dive into this week’s mummified main event!

Better late than never! We’re here with Beetleborgs Metallix Episode 17: How Does Your Garden Grow? and folk… it was the closest to a gold rating yet! We got lore. We got original fights. We got Hillhurst shenanigans! What more could you want?! Oh… maybe a better monster name…

HEEEEYYYY YOOOUUU GUUUUUUYYYYSS!!! We’re back with yet another Franky focused episode! The Baron is back and this time he’s brought Little Franky to hang out with the Hillhurst crew. Will they teach him valuable monster lessons? Can Franky cope with no longer being the most loveable lug around?

Also this episode we finally see the epitome of Les Fortune’s artistic potential! The most vile, hideous, terrifying creation the Crustaceans could ever concoct… and it’s not Piranha Khan!