Big Bad Beetle Bros

Happy Birthday Borgs!! September 7th, 2021 marked the 25th anniversary of the Big Bad Beetleborgs premier! This week in 1996 the world was introduced to three typical average kids, Flabber, and the illustrious Hillhurst. To celebrate a quarter century of Beetle Blasting adventures the Bros went live on Instagram to chat about memories from the show with Editor/ShadowBro Griffin and some wonderful fans! Join us for this celebratory birthday bonus bug out!

P.S.: This live stream was recorded on a cell phone and thus the audio quality is significantly lower than our usual standard. If you would like to watch the original video stream you can catch it on Instagram at www.instagram.com/bigbadbeetlebros/ or on the IGTV app.

This week’s episode is a real work of art! The Bros sit down for a Flabbulous take on a literary classic this time around with The Old Gray Flabber. How can Les afford such lavish canvases? Do the Crustaceans prefer oils or acrylics? Is Hillhurst accredited by the American Association of Haunted Galleries? Tune in to find out during this Wilde ride!

Well that’s certainly a mouthful of a title! After taking a short break the Bros are back with what may be the wildest thing we’ve seen so far! Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills (say that five times fast) might just be the weirdest Power Rangers knock off to come out of the 90s, and when we say that you know it must be seriously out there. We’re joined for this off the wall episode by our very own tattooed twenty-something, Aaron! Tune in and clutch your horoscopes for this 90s nightmare!

Death comes for us all… even the denizens of Hillhurst! Join the Bros this week as they try to escape the cold grip of this lethal episode! We’ve got Hillhurst lore galore but this monster fight will leave you wanting more. So viewers beware, you’re in for… well, whatever this is.

Are you ready to get your brain sucked? Wait… that’s not right. Are you ready to suck brain? No no that’s worse! How much brain could a brain sucker suck if a brain sucker could suck brain? Find out this week as the Bros dive back into your regularly scheduled shenanigans!

We are back in the saddle! After our hallowed pilgrimage to Hillhurst, Zoom Comics, and Charterville itself we are finally back home and ready to Back Blast into the latest episode of Metallix. Just in case you missed our blog last week (or hate reading, we understand) we are joined by the Bonus Beetle Bros himself, Aaron, to discuss our recent adventures cross country! The Bros dive back into the Flabbulous world of Beetleborgs and face down the Ultimate Bird of Prey this week with episode 15: “Who’s That Ghoul?” so tune in and prepare to bug out!

Extra, extra read all about it! Beetleborgs identities compromised by intrepid National Inquisitor reporter! Ghost of Jay Leno provides exclusive interview after millennia of evading press! Don’t miss this thrilling front page coverage! Also in this issue… Bat Boy’s father found in abandoned Charterville home, British Museum confiscates 5,000 year old mummy against its own will, and Urbana PD identifies 10 different bodies sewn into living cadaver! Tune into next week’s issue for our exclusive coverage of the Transylvania Summer Games.

The Bros (and entourage) officially embark on our pilgrimage to Charterville tomorrow! Stay tuned to our Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter accounts to keep up with our journey westward. Next week, instead of a regular episode, we’ll be sharing all the photos and videos and stories from our trip with you lovely viewers! Now it’s time for us to summon the Beetle Bro Battle Base and get this road trip rolling!

We’re ready for our close up Mr. DeFlab! Hillhurst is center stage this week as the Monsters and kids are visited by the famed Norma DesDoom, actress extraordinaire! For this star struck episode the Bros are joined by none other than Cam’s wife, Katie! This is one helluva episode to throw her in cold but she held her own even in the face of Ultimate Conqueror!

Don't forget to head over to our Etsy shop at https://www.etsy.com/shop/BigBadBeetleBros to buy a digital copy of Cam's brand new comic GodPunk: Issue Zero!

Hippity hoppity we recorded this properly! The Bros are back in fighting shape with this Beetle Boxing episode! Can the kids conquer a cantankerous kangaroo?? Can the Crustaceans control this careless cartoonist’s creation?? Will we ever run out of alliterations on this show?? Listen in to find out all this and more! Don’t forget to subscribe and to check out our merch available, remember that all profits go to #getthebrostohillhurst!!

You can Flab out anytime you like… but you can NEVER leave!!! Welcome to the Horror Hotel, Wolfie will take your bags and Fangula will show you to your rooms. Care for a midnight snack? The Beetle Brats should be here soon to take on Fernzilla! Watch out for her spells and enchantments and make sure to look out your window for the Crustacean Jet Fighter fly over this evening.