Hide yo Swedish and Jewish boyfriends because Romy Rosner (Philly Roast Battle Champion, Helium Comedy Club, Punchline Comedy Club, etc.) heads to the top of Big Boy Mountain. Romy reveals the weirdest things guys message her, how many times she's almost been kidnapped and graduating high school despite never going to class. Romy sets a pretty high score but where does it stack up?

*Logan Lerman Alert*

Philly comedian Rob Crews (seen on Durag and The Deertag, Dad Meat, Attention Horse) enters the Big Boy Mountain arena to show us all what a real man looks like: emotionally vulnerable. We learn the trick to stopping hair loss, why dentists lie to your face and compare our irrational phobias to feel normal. It's the first ever game that you win by being yourself and hanging out with your friends!

Oh, and mild trigger warning.

*Beautiful Mother Alert*

Grab a towel this one gets wet and sticky. The boys return to the peak of the mountain to take over as a couple riff daddies. Talking preliminary rounds of Philly's Phunniest, Geoff's return from Colorado and why you should never let a man named Dr Stranges touch you.

*Jelly Boys Alert*

The great Rustard returns from his trip and he's coming with heat. Hold on to your poop cause this one's getting messy. Was Santa Claus a weirdo with a motive? Is heaven full of religious dirt bikes? Is birth control one size fits all? Find out this week on BIG BOY MOUNTAIN!

*Weenie Hut Jr Alert*

Comedian LeMaire Lee (Panties In The Mouth Podcast; Gilly and Keeves) bursts into the Big Boy cabin ready to throw swords. LeMaire makes claim as our Secretary of Defense, reveals his ultimate starter Pokemon and why oh why the Statue of Liberty is always so DTF. Welcome to the Multiverse of Sadness.

*Pee Wee Alert*

Comedian Meg Goetz (Real Chills Podcast, album; 'One Last Rad Thing') makes history as the first lady to climb Big Boy Mountain, and she brought the dark spirits with her. Meg teaches us the very spooky science of being a ghost, the secrets of Disney's hidden burial-ground, and how to sneak a dead body into Yankee Stadium. We definitely angered the ancestors with this one so watch with the lights on - but do it carefully, cause apparently electricity is also ghosts.

*Cremate 'Em and Spread 'Em Alert*

Welcome to the Love Tunnel cause you're about to get wet. The fellas reunite for a very informative podcast. We're defunking theme parks, looking for Mexican ghosts and learning what Ketchup in prison is like.

*Topsy Alert*

Philly Comedian Jay Simpson (Punchline Philly, Helium, Raven Lounge) is the latest and greatest to reach the top of Big Boy Mountain. Someone call JFK cause we were laughing so hard our heads hurt. Whether it's Handicapped Actors, 9/11, or Spooky Bike Decorating Contests you can be sure we made fun of it!

*Professor X Games Alert*

Philly Comedian and legendary dirtbag, Brian Six (YFI Podcast, Gilly & Keeves, Skankfest) opens up his studio for a Big Boy Mountain takeover and delivers the ultimate Philly-comedy history lesson. We're talking sports knockouts, comedian knockouts, homeless knockouts - you know, Philly stuff.

*Ya F#cked It Alert*

The first guest to conquer Big Boy Mountain is non other than Stand Up Comedian, Paul Carson. The boyz goof about getting threatened by the mob, jesus being a crappy magician, and the inevitable Jake Paul vs Amber Heard match

*Uncrustable Alert*