Grab your mimosas. Geoff recaps his comedy brunch while Rusty rewrites the end of Rudy. Brett Favre keeps getting more republican and we get John Cena presents

*Cool Kidz Gangsta Mix Alert*

Rusty was crowned "Captain" and met some high profile customers at work. Geoff is pissed and ready to start a Russian Reality Show. Slide into our weirdly kept corner and feel the vibrations of David Blaine slowly stealing all of your money. 

*Boom Boom Room Alert*

Is it a full moon? Am I on the wrong dosage of medication? Nope it's March Madness baby and Geoff is gambling up a storm. While Geoff busts to the thought of Oral Roberts, Rusty is trying not to fight customers while they fine dine. Both comics swap stories on strippers stealing money and shockingly none have happy endings *Hairspray and Body Fat Alert*

Quiet down your meat and grab some muscle milk cause we saucin'. The sweet heat gets to Geoff as he eats hot wings for a roast battle. Rusty gets bullied into becoming a ghost writer and discovers he can't be sayin flesh. Shotgun some honey and take a bite.

*Trash Pocket Alert* 

Brittany Johann makes a glorious return to the cast and teaches us how to wrassle lesbians proper. Chug a bottle of Brad's Drink, get a cheap italian hair transplant and NEVER make eye contact - cause this cast is thicc like Jared before Subway. 

*Board Certified Slut Alert*

Grease up those earbuds cause the boys are back talking Chinese backetball, fake ids, Gucci belts and more. We adopt a new sports team and bash a charity for dogs!

*Trenton Dog Rocks Alert*

The face of Droptent Media. Pizza Roll Perfectionist. An interceptions league leader. Adam "The Nutman" Nutter visits the studio. We debunk hibernation. We talk about dark web porn. We even mention Serena Williams. Once. This episode is like ice cream for your ears. So find a bathroom.

*Rusty Cone Alert*

Geoff's wrastlin' cats, Rusty's hunting for bidets. We embark on a journey Christopher Columbus can relate to. 

*PC Pit Viper Alert* 

After months of being forced out of studio we finally make our sweet return! Geoff is balls deep in blind investments, while Rusty witnesses the sexiest hit and run of all time. Buckle up kids we going to Florida

*To The Moon Alert*

Bow your head peasants. We are blessed to be in the presence of a Scottish lord. Geoff ended 2020 sitting in a strangers fart while Rusty listens to dads protest the NFL. We also reveal the plot to "Molly's Game" sooo...

*Spoiler Alert*