Big Boys

By Not So Funny Or Proud

From the dumb dumbs who brought a small group of people a failed pilot last decade comes a brand new podcast for this decade and beyond. It's sure to be a success!... more

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The podcast currently has 44 episodes available.

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March 28, 2024 Not Another Road House
Do you believe in miracles?
Of course not, you're too old for such frivolous nonsense right? You're a grown up. You've experienced the world. You've loved, you've lost, you've accepted reality and the disappointment that comes with it.
But that doesn't mean miracles stopped believing in you friends. Where's the proof you ask? Why it's in the pudding. And that metaphorical pudding is a surprise cinematic sensation known henceforth as none other than Road House 2024.
Don't believe me? Well then clearly you have yet to press play on the miracle.
Oh, sure you doubt, it only makes sense. A perfect remake of a cult classic can't be done they said. But they were wrong. And therefore they suck.
I too doubted the prophecy foretold of the glorious second coming. I too scoffed at the idea of improvement and revitalizatition. I too... sucked. But I am happy to report I now suck no more.
For I now have hope for a brighter tomorrow, appreciation for my fellow human beings, and the motivation to conquer global warming with a swift roundhouse kick
to the sternum.
In other words I have mother fucking Road House 2024. You can too.
So tune in and get turnt up. If you haven't seen this movie yet you better hop to it like someone just paid you $5,000 down and $500 a night.
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1h 10min
March 21, 2024 The House That Road Built
ATTENTION:
All viewers/listeners currently tuning into @bigboyspodspot on your podcast computer machine dial...
Please be aware that this episode of the podcast, as with every episode before it, can be experienced in its' entirety and thoroughly enjoyed without ever bearing witness to its' most glorious counterpart: Road House
But damn. Feels good just reading the title doesn't it?
The holy grail of edited celluloid. A cinematic experience so elating you'll wish you had a second set of flesh to melt off for an encore screening. Alas, does this siren doth not beckon back the rippable throats of her buffoons with each repeat viewing? DOTH SHE NOT?!
Fuck yeah she doth dude! You better believe it!
And so it has been since the dawn of Road, henceforth it shall remain until the end of The House Of Double Deuce .

And, as I know from experience, one is bound to ***double down*** my deucing clowns; you'll want to take some precautionary measures I have found... useful before entering this tentalating tub of cinematic sensory overload...
*** IF YOU PLAN TO FULL THROTTLE ENGAGE WITH Road House YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR NECK***
Leaving your neck exposed will not only greatly increase your risk of personal injury, it could very well signal disrespect to the ways of the Wu-Tang and the vitale importance the devout Shaolin monks have impressed upon the sanctity of neck shielding.
Here at @bigboyspodspot we've said it 93,000,000 times already. We'll say it 94,000,000 more:
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
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1h 7min
March 14, 2024 The Matrix Next Floor
And now if you could please rise and recite the Craig Bierko inspired anthem "Failing Upwards." Repeat after me:
(Intro)
Sitting at home...
but I’m not alone...
No I’m in the zone...
Silenced my phone...
No ringtone...
Not going to be rude...
Chilling with my dude...
Ordered us food.
Just to conclude...
The guy’s a big deal...
No I can’t conceal...
His major mass appeal...
One and only living legend you know...
Goes by the name:
Craig...
Bierko.
(Chorus)
Need to find me? Know where I’ll be...
Just kickin’ back...
Me and Craig Bierko!!!
That’s where it’s at.
We’re drinking beers...
Got a few snacks.
Watch “The Thirteenth Floor“...
While we relax...
We keep ‘em cold... super ice cold...
Keep them beers cold. Super ice cold.
Everything about us is just so ice cold...
(First Verse)
Yes, I must confide... I’m swelling with pride...
Cause it’s Bierko and I...
And he’s a cool guy...
Don’t even try...
But still they saying Bierko only know that bad luck...
But I don’t gives a fuck...
Yeah, ultimate alternate Chandler Bing.
Lost the part to Matthew Perry...
Bet that really sting...
Hollywood got Bierko on second string...
But Craigie stay stealing scenes...
Special guest star on “Nip/Tuck”...
and “Wings.”
(Chorus)
Need to find me? Know where I’ll be...
Just kickin’ back...
Me and Craig Bierko!!!
That’s where it’s at.
We’re drinking beers...
Got a few snacks.
Watch “The Thirteenth Floor“...
While we relax...
We keep ‘em cold, super ice cold...

Keep them beers cold. Super ice cold.
Everything about us is just so ice cold.
(2nd Verse)
From Larry David... to David Zucker...
You know my man CB, always be...
Working with... realest mother fuckers...
It’s so surreal...
Closest to an award Bierko got...
Being cast in “UNREAL.”
LifeTime won that Peabody...
But all credit goes to the bold Bierko...
And characters he embody...
And the results are surmounting.
82 roles in counting...
SAG/AFTRA best recognize ya bitches...
Or the motivation for this day player’s next role... leave you in stitches...
Ain’t nothing comes between the Bad Boy Bierko and his riches.
(Chorus)
Need to find me... Know where I’ll...
(Re-re-remix!!!)
Hanging with the Bierko!
THAT CRAIG BIERKO...
He ain’t taking any of your shit though...
OH HELL NO!
Fuck with CB and he be ripping off your dick bro...
Yeah you be saying “But why’s it gotta be my dick though?”
But before you know it there your dick go...
And you ain’t getting no more info. Not from...
SILENT VIOLENT BIERKO...
Cause you been told...
He’s ice cold... (like our beers!)
Type of killer you can’t hold...
While your hating it’s just grown old...
Like ten fold...
Aging faster than a ripped off dick molds...
Yeah, in case you didn’t realize...
You ain’t got no dick left homie...
Just two balls all sad and lonely...
Yeah I know you didn’t think bright eyed Bierko would...
Separate ya from your wood...
But now he’s shown he could...
So therefore it should...
Be completely understood...
If you don’t want bleed out and die...
Ya best try and see eye to eye...
Because god damn!
Crazy Craig Bierko...
One batshit wild-man...
Then again, it’s not like I know him personally...
He could very well be a pacifist...
But I wouldn’t BET MY DICK ON IT.
(Final chorus)
Need to find me? Know where I’ll be...
Just kickin’ back...
Me and Craig Bierko!!!
That’s where it’s at.
We’re drinking beers...
Got a few snacks.
Watch “The Thirteenth Floor“...
While we relax...
We keep ‘em cold... super ice cold...
Keep them beers cold. Super ice cold.
Everything about us is just so ice cold...
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1h 6min
March 07, 2024 A Never Ending Knockoff
We've got virtue yes we do! We've got warriors who are kangaroos! Karate kick me a frying pan you can say that again! But I digress, let's make like Tom and Cruise on into this episode.

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1h 8min
February 29, 2024 RedBox
And A. Weiner.
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1h 12min
February 22, 2024 We Got Served
If you don't know now you going to finddddd out! And JTG B-Hickey going to be the ones to inform you. Consider this your public SERVICE announcement my SUCKERS!* That's right in this episode we watched You Got Served and now might as well be working in the public service industry with amount of service puns we serve up in this episode. But I digress with my jest... Tune in, get turnt up, and consider yourself served suckers*
Suckers* in this scenario refers to audience members we cherish and have the utmost respect for and if you didn't know that now here's where you finddddd out.
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1h 13min
February 15, 2024 The Heat Is Red
♫ The heat is on! Bah-nah-nah! Bah-nan-nahhh! ♫
And sure it's red but why the Sam Hill is Kenny Loggins music not featured in this movie?!
♫ Bah-nah-nah! Bah-nan-nahhh! ♫
In this episode we partake in the stellar casting decision to cast a well known giant Austrian for the role of a stereotypical cold war era Russian. But are you ready for the twist?! That's it I just told it you. What were you expecting anything other than surface level comedy and story telling from a movie called Red Heat?
For god sakes they made an entire movie based off of a title pun. What more do you want from them? Character development, plot points, climatic resolution that ties everything together in the third act?!
We'll you'll get one to two of those things but only if it can include Russian Schwarzenegger blasting bullets out of the barrel of his fictional Soviet manufactured hand cannon followed by the fast paced quips of Jimothy Belushi foreshadowing how he's fated to be the punchline of each following scene... sounds like a fair trade if you ask me.
In Soviet Russia joke make you!
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1h 13min
February 08, 2024 Half Past A'iight
Thought we passed on and died out of the podcasting game? Nope, not us player. In fact if that ever happens someone be sure to cry out on our behalf: MURDERRRR!!!!!! (said with spot on Ja Rule impression)

It's time to bust out the defibrillators for this one because it's our season three PREMIERE. In this episode we're stopping just short of full to bring you our complete take on Half Past Dead! A'iight?!... A'iight.

If you're a fan of documenting Steven Seagal's slow transition into the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man throughout his filmography and revel at the site of Ja Rule being bounced around the like a rogue pinball that escaped from a short circuiting arcade game... then by George this is the movie for you!

So strap in and put a lil' thug into it. The premiere of Season 3 Big Boys commences at the click of your play button and you know it's bound to kick off with another episode of wild yet reasonably volumed and well mannered conversation!!!

Half Past Dead is more than just alright. It's a'iight!

A'iighty then.

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1h 6min
December 20, 2023 Have Yourself A Merry Lethal Weapon
Tis’ the season for kicking and screaming! Ho-Ho-Ho my fellow chumps and champs. Santa Krampus told me you’ve all been good big boys and big girls this year so we created another special BONUS EPISODE for your eyes and ears! In this episode we discuss the classic action packed feature flick “Lethal Weapon” and then drift off into other topics as usual, but not before we torture you with the not so serene sounds of our mangled made up Christmas carol.
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1h 19min
November 16, 2023 2 Fast 2 Thankful
Gobble-gobble boink-boink the turkey is done y’all! That’s right my flightless birds… wham bam it’s time for another holiday themed BONUS episode fam. And the Big Boys are thankful to be here to serve it up. So tune in this Thanksgiving and act a fool with us as we talk “2 Fast 2 Furious” and lean 2 much into the suffocating pun filled comedy that is our cringe worthy brand. This one’s all about family ya turkeys!

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1h 36min

FAQs about Big Boys:

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The podcast currently has 44 episodes available.