Time to initiate your family to a brand new Christmas tradition where you play the latest episode of BFNC on the speakers for the whole family. And if anyone makes a sound, whispers, uses their phone or goes to the bathroom you shoot them a dirty look and rewind the episode.

Hanukkah Sameach

Merry Christmas

lo, Saturnalia

Joyous Kwanza

Happy Yule

Links to the articles:

Article 1- Dear Sugar

Article 2- The Seesaw

https://forward.com/culture/210861/dear-santa-stay-away-from-my-son/

3rd segment- Present exchange

The boys discuss hair transplants, the legitimacy of feng shui, and George Bush's masterclass. They then tackle the topic of favors across two columns and finish up with a double third seggy where we do a favor for the people who need it most right now (i.e. Taylor Swift fans).

Article 1: When is it okay to help a disabled person?https://folks.pillpack.com/ask-ada-when-is-it-okay-to-help-a-disabled-person/

Article 2: Favor spirals into a complaint trianglehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2023/07/02/carolyn-hax-friends-favor-partner/ 

Third Seggy: Donation to the PCRF and Topical Tip for GaylorsDonate: https://www.pcrf.netTopical tip: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/17hc8bd/members_of_gaylor_swift_a_subreddit_dedicated_to/

Article 1: Reader wants to report neighbors https://www.uexpress.com/life/sense-and-sensitivity/2018/01/11

Article 2:  Not yet urban not yet suburban https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/08/friend-secret-about-divorce-dear-prudence-advice.html

Third Seggy: Keep it in town, Keep it local, or Ditch it: suburb chains edition