The boys are back writing descriptions! Time to spread our wings and fly. In this ep we talk riding for Ye, the left’s version of the attack helicopter joke, and Paul’s assumption that all Latine people are gay and catholic. Paul and Adrian then tackle questions about individuating from finding your own religion to going off to university. To wrap things up, the duo evaluate the solo careers of people who came to fame as part of a group.

Article 1: Dear Pastor Paul

https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/christianity/2005/12/advice-my-kid-wants-to-be-a-muslim.aspx

Article 2: Ask a Therapist

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/02/im-worried-my-son-wont-get-good-college/582979/

3rd seggy: Going solo

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The boys discuss Ned Fulmer leaving the try guys

The boys discuss bird sperm, Adrian's stellar recollection of GOT character names, and Indigo children. They then tackle advice columns focused on the dual theme of punchable faces and pinchable cheeks. They wrap it up by passing their judgment on trios in the third segment of punch, pinch, pass.

Article 1: Will Penny?

Article 2: Herald-Tribune

https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/2013/02/19/should-i-be-worried-about-aggression-in-my-4-year-old/29153779007/

Third seggy: Punch, Pinch, Pass

This is the big one. The boys discuss using native American tribe names for kids groupings, seeing your friends grow up on social media, and Paul’s theory that imposter syndrome doesn’t exist and y’all are actually just a bunch of dummies. Paul and Adrian then tackle columns about mini versions of humans and mini versions of things before Adrian quizzes Paul in a third segment about bad movie summaries.

Article 1: Here’s the Thing

https://1followernodad.substack.com/p/my-ex-is-having-a-baby-and-i-cant

Article 2: NYT’s The Ethicist

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/21/magazine/should-i-speak-up-for-a-pet-pig.html

Third Seggy: Bad Summaries game

https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly/