Who decided this would be a fun topic for the show? In this week’s ep, Paul and Adrian discuss the concept of stalking, celebrity enemies, and Adrian’s new character: Jacques Colombo. The boys cover articles about a long term stalker and a stalking doctor. We finish off with the Wikipedia game again. Make sure not to miss this one or Madame Zeroni will curse your family for eternity.

Dear Abby: Suitor Continues to Pursue Woman Despite Being Ghosted

https://www.uexpress.com/life/dearabby/2020/11/6

Ask E. Jean: Doctor Deranged

https://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/advice/a13944/doctor-stalking-his-patient/

3rd segment: Wikipedia game celebrity stalking edition

Did you know every hour of listening to a podcast releases 30 grams of CO2 into the atmosphere? Justify That 

Advice column 1: Dear Kiki: Is it wrong to fanboy for Kum & Go?

https://littlevillagemag.com/dear-kiki/

Advice column 2: Liza Featherstone Should I discourage my wife from air travel to reduce emissions?

https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/liza-featherstone-love-professor-pollution/

Segment 3: Adrian shows his true anti Mother Gaia colors in a new segment called "Justify That" 

I hope you’re strapped in folx, this ep is gonna clap you into a laugh coma. The boys discuss critical racing theory, JFK’s election strategy, and the legendary football player Colton Fitzpatrick. They then tackle advice columns on the ethical nature of training for foot races and the ethical nature of forcefully taking political power. We round this ep with a third segment you won’t want to miss where Adrian quizzes Paul on the names of race horses and battle rappers.

The Ethicist: Is running shirtless culturally offensive?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/20/magazine/we-sponsor-refugees-what-to-do-about-their-patriarchal-ways.html

Care and Feeding: Your vote matters… just not here

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/10/school-elections-gone-wrong-parenting-advice.html

3rd segment: Race Horse of Battle Rapper Quiz

Sophomore year starts off rough for the boys with yet another audio mistake by Adrian. Sorry about that folks. Content is still fire tho. The boys discuss housing hoodwinks, plans for long cons, and the many colors that Mediterranean folx come in. The boys then tackle two advice columns by Ask Amy concerning our theme of deception. We then do a would I lie to you third segment which is a concept we are allowed to steal because Jimmy Fallon has set that precedent. Call Paul and Adrian Shakira’s hips because they do not lie.

Ask Amy: Woman wonders if her date might be gay

https://tribunecontentagency.com/article/ask-amy-woman-wonders-if-her-date-might-be-gay/

Bad Advice: On The Sexual Propriety Of Brown People Vs. White People

https://theestablishment.co/bad-advice-on-being-jealous-of-a-dying-dog-2c5487d17a25/index.html

3rd segment: Would I lie to you? NOT feat. Lee Mack or David Mitchell

Paul and Adrian celebrate their one year anniversary in this explosive 1 year extravaganza 

Article 1: https://teatimetomato.com/2020/01/08/advice-half-in-half-out-of-poly-closet/

Segment 2: Paul and Adrian round up their top 5 moments from the past year 

Hiiiiiiiii. This week the big fact boys are joined by behavioral ecologist, jewelry crafter, and tequila connoisseur Emily. We discuss her onslaught of beefs with the podcast, the best type of urine for repelling coyotes, and dog beer. We then put her dog knowledge to the test with one of BFNC’s famous quote quizzes.

Aperitifs:

Yosemite National Park:

https://www.facebook.com/YosemiteNPS/posts/ask-a-rangeran-advice-column-for-yosemite-residentsdear-park-rangera-park-visito/2684141661634099/

Ask Clay:

https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/claythompson/2016/11/20/ask-clay-wily-coyotes-may-not-care-if-you-mark-your-territory/93971608/

Article 1: R/RelationshipAdvice

Article 2: Basic Bitch

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/does-my-pet-know-im-drunk

3rd segment: Dogg, Dog*, Dog, or D.O.G

*Apologies to Duane Chapman, whose name is not Duane Griffin

Viva la resolution, my dudes! The boys talk lemon pepper weather, Sir Mix-a-Lot questions, and the best places to get free legal advice. We bring in two articles that both have updates/resolutions to their stories. We end on a topical tip about that dude who used to live in the White House.

Article 1: Ask a Manager

https://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/a-coworker-stole-my-spicy-food-got-sick-and-is-blaming-me.html

Update Article:

https://www.askamanager.org/2016/10/update-a-coworker-stole-my-spicy-food-got-sick-and-is-blaming-me.html

Article 2: Ask High IQ Lady

3rd segment: Topical Tip on 45’s blog

The boys talk 2.5 men, Paul’s inability to unicycle, and Phil’s scrabble strategy. All that before diving into two columns focused on sore losers and cheats. We end on a Eurovision segment we should have spent more time researching. Forza Milan!

Article 1: Ask a Manager

https://www.askamanager.org/2019/06/my-boss-got-weirdly-aggressive-about-winning-a-game-and-now-wont-stop-claiming-im-angry-about-it.html

Article 2: Digital Life

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/personal/2015/06/06/words-with-friends-cheating/28532489/

3rd segment: Eurovision musings

Let’s get dipped, tossed, and nutted, boys. Paul and Adrian talk spicy mango gummies, folksy etymology, and the relative popularity of Jon Favreaus on twitter. We then address the hippo in the room: our unending and blatant hypocrisy. We talk through religious hypocrisy and humor hypocrisy in our two columns before going through some jokes on reddit and Facebook that make us groan.

Article 1: Aunt Dara’s Christian Advice Column

http://askauntdara.blogspot.com/2013/07/she-thinks-her-husband-is-hypocrite.html?m=1

Article 2: New York Times Social Qs

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/30/style/wedding-parents-advice.html

3rd segment: Joke Critiques

As always, Paul and Adrian would like to welcome our listeners back into our podcast home. This week the boys discuss the dinner-show experience of Medieval Times, Paul’s inability to determine if something is a blanket, and how to interpret posters on a bedroom wall. The duo then tackle two columns about houseguests before diving back into the bottomless pit that is MajorGate.

Article 1: Buzzfeed’s Stephen LaConte

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/advice-boyfriend-shares-bed-with-guy-friend

Article 2: Carolyn Hax

https://www.seattlepi.com/lifestyle/advice/article/Carolyn-Hax-When-your-houseguest-decides-it-s-12829019.php#photo-11611120

3rd segment: Majorgate part 3: Feline groovy