It’s BFNC like you’ve never seen it before. Faster. Stronger. Harder. Darker. Grittier. Paul and Adrian discuss militarized Pokémon police, GTA soundtracks, and the fragile fallibility of human memory. The boys then take on some tough questions concerning people’s varying vice choices and a slew of questions answered by everyone’s favorite person to dress as for Halloween in 2016. They then wrap with a lively discussion of perhaps the greatest gritty reboot of all time featuring everyone’s favorite teenage terrapins.

Article 1: Ask AlphaBitch

https://lindsayglazer.com/wine-hating-on-weed/

Article 2: Ask Dr. Harley Quinn

https://community.dcuniverseinfinite.com/t/closed-ask-harley-quinn-weekly-advice-column-submission-thread/651624

3rd segment: The boys review the gritty reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

White boy summer isn't about reading descriptions. It's about doing, getting things done. Rough housing with your boys, pause... or dont ;) 

Care and Feeding: 

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/10/parenting-advice-racism-n-word.html

Racked: ask Frank 

https://www.racked.com/2014/2/28/7615437/put-some-real-clothes-on-activewear-is-for-the-gym

Third Segment: 

Paul for you 

Y’allllllll. Stop sending letters, emails, and voicemails. We hear you loud and clear: More Guest Eps! You ask and we deliver. Paul’s friend Rachel comes on to discuss marijuana loop holes, pretty celebrities, and her outsider status as a high schooler. Paul takes Rachel through a quiz to mock her idol. Rachel then lends us her expertise as we tackle some questions sent in to Taylor Swift and a question about adult ADHD.

Article 1: Taylor Swift guest column in Seventeen Magazine

https://bigfactsnocap.co/assets/taylor-swift-advice-column.jpg

Article 2: Slate’s Care and Feeding

https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/02/adult-adhd-evaluation-care-and-feeding.html

3rd segment: Rupi Kaur or Paul in a wig?

Happy birthday to Adrian

So this episode is about pets again. Its pets but this time Paul and Adrian are redeeming themselves. We discuss dog hair sweaters and give the audience some invaluable interview fashion tips. Then we move on to our most controversial topic yet “do all honey bees in America deserve to die?” And “can honey bees love?” (look forward to Adrians forthcoming publications in Nature for the answer)

Column 1: Dear Dog Lady

https://www.cleveland.com/insideout/2012/06/knitted_dog-hair_vest_loses_wo.html?iframe=true&width=90%&height=90%

Column 2: Ask Phil

https://www.beeculture.com/ask-phil-11/

Topical Tip:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/31/joe-biden-dog-bites-second-person-in-a-month

The boys welcome Paul’s non-famous friend Luke onto the pod. Even before we jump into the articles we cover some of life’s biggest questions: what is heaven like? who can we trust unquestioningly? is Jiro Dreams of Sushi a horror flick? We then take Luke through a fan-submitted quiz before tackling some spicy articles about 9/11 and coming out to your Mormon parents.

Article 1- Cary Tennis

https://www.carytennis.com/2015/03/27/911-you-werent-there-so-you-dont-know/

Article 2- Savage Love

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/02/20/24877321/savage-love-letter-of-the-day-ex-mormon-wants-to-come-out-as-poly-to-mormon-family

3rd segment- Rock, Rock, Rock, or Rock?

This one is for the people that want to see Paul and Adrian knocked down a notch.

Bonus fiver review from the Podcasting Doctor (doctor how dr pepper is a doctor) Dave Johnson.

Critics, critique thyselves? The boys get a heaping dose of their own medicine in this episode all about criticism, constructive and otherwise. We do another switch up with the format and start with a third segment we paid roughly 30 USD for. The boys then do some virtue signaling in the first article before talking tunes in the second article. Be on the lookout for a follow up bonus ep next week!

Article 1- Ask Auntie Randa

https://www.bitchmedia.org/article/ask-auntie-randa/writing-about-sex-embracing-palestinian-roots-and-skin-privilege

Article 2- Dear Scabby

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dear-scabby-should-i-tell-my-friend-her-band-sucks/

3rd segment- Reviews from Fiverr and Friends

The boys finally get their finances in order in today’s ep. Paul and Adrian discuss fast food chains of the deep south, identity theft through clothing, and the price of avocado toast. The boys then review some of the new fast food chicken sandwiches on the market to let you know which ones are worth your hard earned cash. Stay crispy big fact freaks and no cap chaps!

Article 1- Good for an Opinion 

https://feverishnews.com/good-for-an-opinion-is-it-okay-to-wear-vintage-fur/

Article 2- Dear Rabbi

https://jewishstandard.timesofisrael.com/dear-rabbi-your-talmudic-advice-column-11/

3rd segment- Fried chicken sandwich taste test

The boys leave the old world and head to the new. Paul and Adrian discuss the death of Daft Punk, discourse markers, and the optimal diet for a baby. Due to a nonsensical theme, we discuss everything from modern dating to first wave feminism to goofy golf. Be sure to enter our raffle by leaving a five star review with your theme suggestions.

Article 1- Ask Dr. Nerdlove

https://kotaku.com/ask-dr-nerdlove-is-approaching-women-fundamentally-un-1821331835

Article 2- Dorothy Dix

https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1981&dat=19491230&id=UUQuAAAAIBAJ&sjid=0NkFAAAAIBAJ&pg=817,5118199

3rd segment- Mini-golf quiz

The boys get sporty and discuss the big game. They talk restaurant names, paternal duties, and Paul’s future as a European architect. Paul then quizzes Adrian on his sports knowledge, both hunting and otherwise.

Article 1- Couldn’t be me

https://www.sbnation.com/2019/8/9/20798882/adam-gase-child-birth-wife-advice

Article 2- Couldn’t be me

https://www.sbnation.com/2019/6/14/18679128/uswnt-thailand-score-world-cup-advice-column

3rd segment- Big game or Big game quiz by Paul