The novel is the story of the author. She has dedicated the book to her Grandmother and was inspired by Marilyn Monroe. It is a stream of consciousness novel format and was written by the author upon leaving high school.  

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Here’s our video chat with Ria Mann Rosa

Here is an excerpt from the book.

Hi, there. Hi, there. She is so getting knocked out- would you please?  
Well pay you! Harheeehaaahhaaah-ah they make me laugh!

 
Excuse me a second GET ON WITH IT! 

Harheeeehaaaahhaah- ah sorry about that, I couldn’t help it. Take twenty two.. 

Hey, I’m Sarah’s best-est best-est – BEST-EST friend! Otherwise known as SARAH, WHO? but that doesn’t imply to you, because by the time you ask, you’d already know. So, listen! Just sum up her popularity by taking one away from sixteen (do the math her way, and you get six). Any-hoo, to all you haters you wanna mess with my friend, you gotta go through this bad girl first- ALRIGHT! 

Pssst! Sarah, they got the message, you can come out now btw, am I allowed to say, sometimes you annoy me? Can I? Can I, please? Oh, don’t care what you say, I’m telling em! SOMETIMES??!! I meant all the time! She’s still disk broken over a certain DVD player- hmm, wonder what that’s all about, eh? She just won’t shut up about it. It’s yap- yap- yap- non- stop, she may as well be called the player! Sarah, you really are I CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE IT! Like when you’re watching a movie and some idiot won’t stop talking. Oh, you know I love you really ;p 

Harheeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhaaah-ah- Yeah, the feelings are mutual! See? We’re just as annoying as each other- and that’s why we love each other so much! Can I interrupt? Can you please hurry up and get on with it!ALRIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTT ON! Sheesh! harheeeehaaahhaaah- Omg, there she goes again, you know what? Let me! NO! Alright, I’ll stop! What else was it? Oh, yeah how could I forget? YOUR GRANDMA!- Harrrr- alright, alright, let me get on with it! Sheesh anyway, does grandma’s motto really work , or is it all just a pile of Laddoo? Let me know, yeah! Oh, and a word of advice- ROLLING PIN THE!?? You’re holding the wrong picture up! (I forgot to mention, she’s stupid too). Grandma, this is to you- BIN THE ROLLING PIN! Be good to your granddaughter SHE TOLD ME TO SAY IT! 

Wanna take it a step further? 

Just try walking in Sarah, Who?”s five inch and half heels!

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