A chaotic 2025 kickoff episode built around big grocery store beef after a ripped bag destroys a bottle of Baileys—leading to a customer service spiral, boycott energy, and a full rant about petty power trips, being broke, and modern retail hell. Then it jumps into Beast Games / MrBeast conspiracy vibes, money anxiety, and “sudoku/suicidal” wordplay before pivoting into Wolf of Wall Street culture, fake-alpha posturing, and “fake mobster” behavior.

From there: Luigi Mangione / true crime speculation, TMZ-style coverage, and the weirdness of anonymous interviews, plus Squid Game Season 2 reactions, the old-man controversy, and why sequels can’t repeat the original. They close with Juror #2 (Clint Eastwood) moral dilemma talk, quick-hit TV (Sister Wives ATV crash), and holiday recap including Electric Pickle pickleball bar soft opening—with the promise of a more unhinged premium continuation.