Bill Reads Bad Reviews

Grab your headphones and buckelup as this week we talk the ever so groovy Guardians of the Galaxy. It's Chris Pratt's introduction to the MCU along with his band of fellow criminals. But with the fate of the universe at stake, our unlikely heroes band together to stop Ronan and secure the Infinity Stone. And y'all, I can't think of one movie that is simply pure fun other than Guardians. It's so goofy and chill while still being so fun and entertaining! Can our main man Star-Lord and gang stop Ronan, save the universe and push pause on these bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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What's the world going to do when an asteroid the size of Texas is heading towards Earth? Well, hire Bruce Willis and his band of misfit drillers to destroy it, DUH! That's right! This week we are looking at one of the most ridiculous disaster movies ever, Armageddon. It's up to a well-renowned oil driller and his team, with the aid of NASA, to fly into space, destroy an asteroid and save all of mankind. And while this is 100% a goofy and cheesy disaster flick, it's honestly one of the better ones! Unfortunately for Bruce and his team, they have more than just the asteroid to worry about. They also have plenty of bad reviewers! Can our oil drilling team of big actors save the planet and themselves from the impending doom of a killer asteroid AND these bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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It's off to a post apocalyptic wasteland for BRBR this week as we talk Mad Max: Fury Road! In this reprisal of the legendary desert-bound franchise, it's up to Max to help Furiosa escort some prisoners away from the clutches of the dastardly Immortan Joe. And y'all this movie is LITERALLY nonstop, crazy, wild action the whole way through. As soon as they hit the gas pedal there is no stopping until the end credits roll! Haha get it? "Hit the gas pedal" because it's Mad Max and they have crazy, tricked out vehicles? Can our dynamic duo of Max and Furiosa escape Immortan Joe, save the prisoners and ride off into the desert sunset away from these bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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If there was ever a movie that needed a redo, it was Justice League from 2017. What's going on BRBR Squad this week we are looking at the Snyder Cut of Justice League! While the previous version was lacking in several areas, our main man Zack put together this reimagining for the fans. With Superman now out of the picture, it's up to Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince to assemble DC's finest to stop the incoming villains from space. And while I am by no means a huge fan of the DC Universe, I am here for this much needed superhero do-over. Can Batman and our gang of heroes not only save earth from the baddies AND redeem themselves from their 2017 flop, but also band together to defeat the bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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Grab some tots and get ready to vote for Pedro! This week we are looking at the mid-2000s cult classic that we never knew we needed, Napoleon Dynamite. Y'all this has to be one of the goofiest movies we have covered so far on the show. While it lacks in a true plot, it makes up for it with its funky yet likable characters, hilarious quotes and the just all around relatability of a kid trying to get through high school wearing jeans and snow boots. It's got a llama, tater tots, homemade handicrafts and lots of great dancing. While Napoleon and Pedro are out to go to the dance and win the class presidency, will they be able to live out their high school dreams AND ditch these bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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Well hey there BRBR Squad it's time for us to yet again dive back into the MCU. This week we are looking at one of the more, uh, interesting Marvel releases in recent years, Eternals. In this one, it's up to a group of ancient aliens to protect the humans of Earth from some nasty beasts called Deviants. And with this being one of the first MCU films to break away from the Avengers timeline, it comes at us with some very different story perspectives. Will our eternal heroes be able to stop the Deviants, save the people of Earth AND fend off these even more so eternal bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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It's time we cover one of the bigger, scarier monster movies of my childhood... Monsters Inc! Enter top scarer James "Sully" Sullivan and his best pal, Mike Wazowski. These two friends work at Monsters Inc to harness the energy of scares to power their city of Monstropolis. But when an adorable little girl, Boo, manages to sneak her way into their world... well, that's what you call a real 2319. While this Disney/Pixar classic boasts lots of lines and characters still well known to this day, it also brings with it a monstrous amount of bad reviews. Can our two favorite monsters return Boo home, expose the company's evildoings AND scare off these bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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Not only is it time to take to the streets of Gotham with our favorite masked vigilante... But also to cover my 5TH COMMISSIONED EPISODE. That's right! This episode is sponsored by my buddy Ron who commissioned me to cover The Batman. Director Matt Reeves brings the Caped Crusader back to the big screen in a much more dark and gritty take. With the Riddler on the loose picking some of Gotham's elect, it's up to Batman and Gordon to track him down and put a stop to his diabolical plans. And while this feature flick boasts a hearty three hour runtime, it is packed to the max with all the goodies us Bat-fans could want. Will Batman be able to stop the Riddler, protect Catwoman AND drop some justice on these bad reviewers? Tune in to find out!

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It's finally time for this indie podcaster to cover an Indy movie... See what I did there? This week we are talking Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! It's the classic original that kicked off one of the most legendary franchises ever and also literally one of my favorite movies of all time. Our man Harrison Ford is intergalactic smuggler turned professor and archaeologist in one of my favorite adventure flicks ever. It's up to Indiana Jones to hunt down the Ark of the Covenant before it falls into the hands of Hitler's Nazis. And the Nazis aren't the only ones trying to stop Indy... So are all these nasty bad reviewers! Can he recover the ancient artifact, stop the baddies AND fly off into the sunset away from these classic movie internet trolls? Tune in to find out!

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It's time for the first feature film from Sony's Playstation Productions! Uncharted brings Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg as the dynamic duo from Playstation's hit game series by the same name, Nathan Drake and Victor "Sully" Sullivan. They're out to track down the treasure left behind by Ferdinand Magellan's crew. However, they are not the only ones interested in the loot. As a gamer who has played through all four of the Uncharted videogames, I was thrilled that it was finally becoming a major motion picture. While tracking down some lost ancient treasure may be difficult for Nate and the gang, it'll be much more difficult evading these bad reviewers. Can our hero and his friends defeat the bad guys, save the treasure AND escape the world of bad internet reviews? Tune in to find out!

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