Billow Waggle Dangle

BWD #65 - Race Relations Pt.1 (PLAY EPISODE) In part one of this episode, Gavin and Thomas share stories about growing up the minority in their town (Gavin in Georgia and Thomas in Indiana), and what kind of fun that generates (HINT: One of them got laid in high school). We also talk about the current trend of crucifying idiots by immortalizing their bad decision on the internet and effectively ruining their lives.

BWD #65: Interview With a Drug Dealer (PLAY EPISODE) In this episode I interview my drug dealing friend Juan Gravenstein (a WWE-themed pseudonym). He shares what it’s like to have a gun held to your head; being pulled over by cops when you have illegal drugs and thousands of dollars in the car; his current, and previously much larger growing operations; and why hallucinogens will save your marriage.

BWD #63: How Not To Seduce Women (PLAY EPISODE) In part 2 of Luke and Gabby’s episode, we talk about how, when it comes to dating, women don’t know rejection like men do AND WE’LL TELL YOU WHY; Ian talks about getting humiliated by a chica on the prowl in Barcelona; and Luke talks more about the amazing weirdness of Burning Man.

BWD #62: I’d Fuck Data (PLAY EPISODE) Luke Walker returns with his equally insane, though much more Brazilian, friend Gabby to talk about: Gabby is subjuected to the new guest speed quiz and tells us all about the highs and lows of living in Brazil Luke just got back from Burning Man and shares what the hell THAT’S like The Star Trek: TNG Who Would You Fuck quiz Why isn’t the holodeck always slick with sex liquids? True love, romance novels, and as always, we dissect Luke’s women problems

BWD #61: Film Title Improv! (PLAY EPISODE) On today’s episode stand-up comedians Kevin Clarke and Travis Vogt star in Film Title Improv, a game in which we make up ridiculous film titles such as “Soylent Peen”, "President Dinosaur" and "Tell Them Sass Macklemore Sent Me", and then improv what these fantastic ideas might be sound like. WAIT! Don’t you move a muscle. Are you imagining how great it’s going to be? Yes? Good. NOW TIMES THAT BY TEN. You’re welcome.  Check out Kevin and Travis’ many, many hilarious videos on their Funny or Die page. You can also check them out on Wonder and Risk, where Kevin reviews bizarre movies and Travis teaches children lies about animals with his Kritter Korner column.  Check out one of my favorites, The Celebrity Shorthand Index. How will you know how to abbreviate celebrities’ names otherwise?

BWD #60: Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine (PLAY EPISODE) Kevin Clarke and Travis Vogt, stand-up comedians and recipients of a lifetime supply of BBQ Hot Pockets, visit the podcast to jabber about: Travis tells the harrowing story of getting stuck in a ketamine den after trying to borrow a quart of milk from his neighbor Suicide machines that can kill AND prank you Trainspotting 2: Plague of Babies Star Trek: The Next Generation and how the space-future is super space-racist Reel-to-reel gay porn and crossing boners Stay tuned for next week’s episode starring Kevin and Travis in Film Title Improv, a game in which we make up film titles like Soylent Peen, President Dinosaur, Tell Them Sass Macklemore Sent Me, and then improv what those horrible, horrible movies might be like.  Check out Kevin and Travis’ many, many hilarious videos on their Funny or Die page. You can also check them out on Wonder and Risk, where Kevin reviews bizarre movies and Travis teaches children lies about animals with his Kritter Korner column.  Check out one of my favorites, The Celebrity Shorthand Index. How will you know how to abbreviate celebrities’ names otherwise?

BWD #59: Booze and Botched Circumcisions (Pt.2) (PLAY EPISODE) On part two of this episode, Gavin, Thomas and I talk about France’s ban on face coverings and the subsequent partying in the streets by French Muslims (pic related - her hair looks great!), as well as the turgid rise and fall of Anthony Weiner. If you like Gavin, or are just a fan of neat stuff, check out his column Beer and a Shot over at Grungecake.com. He writes about rap, racism and Twinkies.

BWD #58: Booze and Botched Circumcisions (Pt.1) (PLAY EPISODE) In part one of this episode, Gavin recounts one booze-filled day that both destroyed and restored his faith in humanity while Thomas shocks and amazes us with his tales of rebuffed niceties and botched circumcisions. We also talk about the shiny dorsal fin and hairy belly of Seattle’s peeps; Zimmerman’s fiery redemption on Florida’s highways; and old guys telling Thomas to fuck off.

BWD #57: Driving While Black (Pt.2) (PLAY EPISODE) In part two of this episode, Gavin, Thomas and I use our faceholes to talk about: Detroit is now a bankrupt, Mad Max vampire pleasuredome EUR, Rome is a the Detroit of Italy The delightful experience of being in the same room with several of your ex-sensual bedding partners Dolphins are perverts, but then again, humans are too. Required reading for this episode: “Wet Goddess”, by Malcom J. Brenner The problems with unions and bad tippers How it’s probably not hard to get a blowjob in the homeless community Quote of the Episode: “I don’t think she has the vaginal musculature to project piss in such a manner.” - Gavin If you love laffy, but hate taffy, like our Facebook page.

BWD #56: Driving While Black (Pt.1) (PLAY EPISODE) In part one of this episode, Gavin and Thomas talk the talk about: George Zimmmerman shooting children Race riots Stories about getting pulled over for a DWB infraction (Driving While Black) How our genes LUST for diversity Boys prefer boobs and ketchup; men prefer asses and mustard If you think coriander is underrated, go like BWD’s Facebook page.