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It may seem presumptuous to put together a "best of" but so fucking what.  It's summer, Ammon is camping, Law is cottaging and I'm drinking.  So we put together this fine best of in order to enjoy a weekend off and Law can sleep more than 3 hours in 2 days.  If you loved Computerized Voice Guy from our previous best ofs (here and on the other site), he's back...well, kind of.  Computerized Voice Guy is also a vacation taking cocksucker, so we have a substitute here.

We pulled together some real fun stuff including one of the very first voicemails, a first time sounder sent in by PeteMC's friend "TM", Marry Fuck Kill (80s and 90s edition), Dog Spiders and an excerpt from our Independence Day commentary.

Hope you guys enjoy.

0:00:00-BEST OF, YO! Sounders like normal to start it off. Settle in for some memories, you cocksuckers.

0:00:59-Call From PeteMC from way fucking back in the day.

0:01:19-MARRY, FUCK, KILL: 80s Characters (Episode 7).

0:26:03-GOOGLE VOICE bullshit. A botched transcription makes the cut (Episode 9).

0:31:13-Some sounders by PeteMC, then FMK: 90s Characters Edition (Episode 16).

1:11:16-Independence Day Commentary Excerpt. Spoiler Alert: Lots of Presidential dick sucking talk. Make it a drinking game (Episode 17).

1:52:23-Kupka sounder, Google Voice. Suck my balls (Episode 18).

1:58:59-DOG SPIDERS!!! (Episode 183).

Time to tap out after that. Until next time, assholes.

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Surprise mother fuckers!

You wanted it, you got it! Small screen heroes is here to blow your minds with all the comic book, sci fi and fantasy tv news and reviews. Small Screen Heroes is the show for all you binge pop culture junkies that need your super hero fix.

On this maiden voyage your host Batch, is joined by fellow Canuck, Denny Luis, and parts unknowns El Mariachi.The boys go balls deep into preacher..(that sounded a lot better in my head) comparing the first few issues and how the pilot went down. The state of comic tv and all the CW shows are addressed. As well, Batch also gives his review of DC Rebirth special. plus much more

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Here we go again, preparing you for Sunday night's brand new Game of Thrones with a quick commentary on all the happenings from last week's episode. Have a listen if you want to find out all the secrets behind things such as House Cocksucker and The Funion Knight. We also ponder House Crispin Glover and all the theories involved with that sudden and brutal beat down. Want even more questions answered? What's it like to have no dick? Why is Sansa super hot all of a sudden? Lady Stoneheart? All this and lots more if you press play now. Or later. Whatever.

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This week the Binge Movie Aftertaste brings you its very first audio commentary. To help do the honors, I decided to bring in the brains behind my first internet writing gig www.supermarcey.com Marcey Papandrea. Now it would seem the only reason I did this commentary is because it's so hot on the heels of the show's Karate Kid Retrospective. But in reality, that could not be further from the case.

Marcey and I have been talking about doing this particular feature commentary for at least four years. And the weird thing is, even after speaking for an hour about it with Johnny Moreno and Nate Peterson, I found I still had much more to say about this third Karate Kid entry. Was it worth the wait? Only one way to find out. Just put in your DVD and listen to us pontificate about one of the most derided sequels in history.

On a semi serious note, I would like to personally thank Marcey for pushing me to do this in a week that has been an emotionally punishing one for me. It really helped me push through. Once again, be sure to check out her site, as it keeps on expanding to include more and more stuff. Also, keep an eye on her periodic appearances on this site's very own Luke Norris's wrestling SportsCasts.

 

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Welcome to the latest edition of the Binge SportsCast, which will actually be the last of its kind. Not to worry, I'm not going anywhere, but to hear the big announcement on the future of this show, you'll just have to listen in.

Along with that, I give a few thoughts on the passing of Muhammad Ali, which includes a surprise appearance from Shawshank, who just happened to walk into the room at the right time, so look forward to that. I also discuss the NBA Finals and my personal connection to the Golden State Warriors and throw in a couple of tidbits on a few other topics as well.

It's been a good ride and I look forward to what's coming next.

Enjoy.

And if you'd like to follow along to the Ali tribute at the end of the show, here's the YouTube video to accompany the audio. Credit goes to Oldskoolbball for putting this awesomeness together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3fAYpSVfk

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Lots to cover this week in another 4-hour + conversation between Ammon, Falvey, and Law. Google Voice is packed as usual and we get calls form The Macho Man, Art From Cali, Lance, the return of Denny Luis, Bill Tremendous,  El Mariachi, and The Random Canadian. All are drunk. Most are incoherent.

TV Round Up is in there, as is a special C.H.U.D version of Movie Homework. We check in on the Fantasy Movie League, Lawlapalooza 2016, and Ammon's Big Foot shenanigans.

There are even some reviews. We got TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS, ZOOTOPIA, NEIGHBORS 2, KINDERGARTEN COP 2, CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR, and a healthy argument about 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE.

It's all good in the hood. Until it isn't and we can't talk good no more. Then we hang up.

0:00:00-You know what time it is.

0:02:00-Ammon is ready at the start. Meanwhile, fucking Valley is later. The term cocksucker is huge now. You're welcome. BMFMLFML points discussion. LAWLAPALOOZA IS HAPPENING: July 24 through the 27. Mark your calendars, bitches.

0:42:50-New Sounder from Matt Wilson, aka Old King Clancy.

0:46:11-GOOGLE VOICE

1:41:35-TV ROUND UP. Game of Thrones starts off the segment. Preacher is up next. Side bar to to X-Men. Bob Ross? Sure. More X-Men, as Valley fifes over the animated series from the '90s. Law transitions to the Spider-Man cartoon from the same decade. Ammon is quiet as fuck during all this. Valley gets the mic again and talks about the Larry Sanders show. Comic book shows get focused on again as Valley delves into Daredevil Season 2. Gilbert dissects The Path's Season Finale and tells Law why he should watch it. Should Valley watch Bloodline? Law lets him know.

2:34:05-MOVIE HOMEWORK: C.H.U.D.

2:49:06-Twitter Sounders

2:54:49-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Valley has one movie (which Law and Ammon both watched as well), which was Zootopia. Disney Animation's IMDB Page gets looked at. How do you follow all that? With fucking Kindergarten Cop 2. Holy shitballs. Gilbert moves onto 10 Cloverfield Lane and Captain America: Civil War. Law checked out Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. That's it, show's over. Cowabunga assholes.

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Freak enlists the help of fellow Northerner JFernandes to dish about all the deets on episode 6, titled "Blood Of My Blood".  Plenty of questions still pervade after the Hodor revelation last week, but did the writers lose their momentum?  Do we give a fuck?  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?  At least two of those questions get answers in this weeks episode.  Download it, bitches.

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Welcome to Part III of our three part look at the entire Karate Kid franchise. If you have come this far, you have looked back at the first two films fondly, and wondered where the last two went wrong. Ok, MOST of us think the last two were wrong. Specifically, the last one.

Nonetheless, this week we look at one movie, and one movie only. That being the 2010 Karate Kid remake starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan. Just a few of the things me, Nate, and Moreno bring up during the podcast:

Why are most of these movies so damn long?

What are the main differences between the original and remake? Hell, who are we kidding. Why is it almost Psycho 1998 type emulation instead of making a new identity for themselves?

Why is the 'romance' in this movie so damn creepy?

What is Nate's nickname for Mr Han (hint: it is once again amazing)?

Why are the bad guys of this film so....bland?

How the hell did that oil get on the bullies if it was thrown by 60 lb Jaden Smith?

Why is original writer Robert Mark Kamen's name given story credit for this film?

What is coming soon on the Aftertaste?

I want to thank Moreno and Nate for a nice time through the Karate world of these films. We are all already talking about what we will review together next. Until then, enjoy some impossible kicks from one Jaden Smith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlDxI5iyPw

 

The Karate Kid 2010 (5/10, 3/10, 3/10)

 

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Batch and Jack Valley welcome back Kupka and they decide to do a commentary for The King of Kong. What else do you need to know? Go listen. Oh and here are the rules if you want to submit your own high score.

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This happens.....

0:00:00-Play that sounder.

0:02:05-Law. Moreno. Pete MC. What a trio. Ammon is not fucking here, shocker. Last week's show is discussed, even though you probably finished listening to it yesterday.

0:08:16-GOOGLE VOICE. Settle in for a long segment of calls, cocksuckers. You're gonna be up all night.

0:55:37-All the sounder drop buttons on the sounder board are pressed.

0:56:27-TV ROUND UP. Game of Thrones talk, sort of. Preacher discussion. Back to Game of Thrones, what the fuck? Books and audio books? Wrong segment, assholes!. Silicon Valley is meh, Veep is is awesome. Let's move on.

1:35:31-A "video" voicemail from a one Reade Wilson, Twitter Sounder Master.

1:44:05-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Young Guns 1 and 2.

2:14:27 WHAT DID YOU WATCH? The boys talk about binge listener meetups before they get down to the nitty gritty. Pete MC starts with The Enfield Poltergeist, a doc which details real life events that happen in Conjuring 2. He also checked out a 30 for 30: This Magic Moment and 13 Hours. Moreno went to the cinema (Whaaaaa?) to see The Nice Guys. Quick trailer talk for the Lethal Weapon TV Show. Law and Pete talk The Brothers Grimsby, as well as The Do-Over.

3:27:02-LITERALLY LITERARY. Law takes the wheel with The Fireman. Moreno talks fantasy series he's looking into. Random shit to close out the show, and then the boys book it. GET IT?! BOOK IT? Ah, fuck.

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