Binge Movies: Rankings and Reviews

Get ready for the most tropical, most intense showdown in Last Movie Standing history!

In this episode, the fate of the Vault hangs in the balance as Paul from The Countdown Podcast returns after his defeat of host Jason at Spring Blast, but now, a new challenger steps up to the sandy battlefield. Pete from Middle Class Film Class—the man who supported Paul’s Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth victory—now finds himself in the crosshairs.

With tensions at an all-time high, these two titans will clash in a high-stakes battle for cinematic glory. The winner not only earns the title of Beach Lord, but will walk away with the ultimate prize: The Golden Banana Hammock!

Will Pete prove he's more than just a sidekick, or will Paul solidify his reign as the undefeated king of the Vault?

It’s the clash of the titans on the sands of destiny—Last Movie Standing: Beach Brawl is here, and only one will survive!

EPISODE 181: In this episode, Jason is joined by Old Man Brad himself, to throw some well-aimed shade (and praise) at the Top 5 highest-grossing films of 2006. Were these hits box office juggernauts or bloated cash grabs? Spoiler: it’s a little of both.

Movies Covered:

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – Johnny Depp and his mascara return for a bloated, kraken-filled adventure. Did we really need a 2-hour CGI tentacle fight? Apparently, yes—because $1 billion.

EPISODE 180: Don't miss this exciting episode as we revisit the top 10-6 blockbuster hits of 2006! 

Join Jason and Stew from Stew World Order Productions as they discuss:

• The factors that contributed to the success of these films.

Movies

6. Cars (2006): Pixar's animated tale of a race car rediscovering his passion.

7. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006): The third installment in the X-Men franchise, featuring a climactic showdown between the X-Men and Magneto.

8. Mission: Impossible III (2006): Tom Cruise returns as Ethan Hunt in this high-octane action thriller.

9. Superman Returns (2006): A reboot of the Superman franchise, starring Brandon Routh as the Man of Steel.

10. Happy Feet (2006): An animated musical about an emperor penguin who can't sing but can tap dance.

HOST: Jason

Binge Movies comes to you from the last video store in the universe. Store manager Jason and his guests rank and review movies to determine which are most worthy of preservation for all time. At Binge Movies the very strange, deeply analytical, and highly ridiculous meet to make a movie review show unlike any other.

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After a family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's life is turned upside down when her teenage daughter, Astrid, accidentally opens the portal to the Afterlife.

EPISODE 179: Join Jason and Billy from We Watched a Thing as they take on the impossible task of ranking five of Steven Spielberg's films while discussing:

• Spielberg's evolution as a filmmaker.

HOST: Jason

Binge Movies comes to you from the last video store in the universe. Store manager Jason and his guests rank and review movies to determine which are most worthy of preservation for all time. At Binge Movies the very strange, deeply analytical, and highly ridiculous meet to make a movie review show unlike any other.

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EPISODE 178: Are you ready for a blast from the past? Join Jason and D.W. Lundberg as they revisit five forgotten films from the 1980s that deserve a second look. From martial arts adventures to coming-of-age stories and supernatural thrillers, this episode has something for everyone.

Discover hidden gems like:

• The Last Dragon: A kung fu classic with a touch of fantasy and a memorable soundtrack.

Why were these films forgotten? What makes them unique? Are they worthy of rediscovery? Join us as we explore these questions and more in this exciting episode of Binge Movies.

Soulmates Eric Draven and Shelly Webster are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Draven returns to seek bloody revenge against the killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put the wrong things right.

177: VHS SUMMER IV kicks off in earnest when film critic Dave Riedel joins Jason to rank the high-concept classics of legendary bad boy producer Don Simpson. 

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HOST: Jason

Binge Movies comes to you from the last video store in the universe. Store manager Jason and his guests rank and review movies to determine which are most worthy of preservation for all time. At Binge Movies the very strange, deeply analytical, and highly ridiculous meet to make a movie review show unlike any other.

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Space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life-form in the universe while scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station.

We've reached the fourth and final week of Sex on the Beach. Do Sidairs and his bevy of busty blondes bounce back from the Picasso Trigger misfire or did we climax too soon? Madame Razz and Jason set off to Savage Beach to find out!