Bird Bones

S1E22 Trapped on someones else's property, with no cellphone reception, and the sun going down. Curt begins to wonder if the Christmas money is really worth it. Also the GTA VI jiggle physics and car customization got the boys adjusting their pants. AND YES THIS SONG DOES SOUND LIKE MCR, IF YOU DON'T HEAR IT WE HATE YOU.

Songs of the week: "Load Me Up" and "Failing The Rorschach Test" by Mathew Good Band

S1E21 This is the best day ever, at least for Curtis as he hides a three week long project from his professor just to reveal it to the class in the most theatrical way he knows how. Then Jason tries to dumb-down visual effect terms for the audience so Curtis doesn't have an aneurysm over every TikTok comment he reads. Finally Jason pulls out a gun and threatens to end Curtis if he can't recognize the My Chemical Romance song in half a second. Little does Jason know, Curtis has been fantasizing about this day for a long time.

Song of the week: "Dignitary Life" by Twen

S1E20 After an ambitious episode about visual effects fails, the boys rely on a previously unreleased story from an abandoned Bird Bones to hold you over in the meantime. Hopefully we can get the episode to not be terrible by next week, we'll see though.

Song of the week: "Message In A Bottle" by The Police

S1E19 It's time the boys atone for their sins. Curt apparently used to dry himself off like in the cartoons and Jason is a habitual speed demon, even on horseback. Once the boys get back on topic and discuss their best car stories, its discovered that Jason is literally Ryan Gosling and Curt will call the cops at the first sign of danger. Finally, the boys play a game of "Regular Car Reviews out of context".

Song of the week: "Violent" by Dead Sara

S1E18 After an unconventional round of Pretty Pretty Princess, Curt ends up permanently scaring one of his cousins. Then the boys talk about "the good ole days" and how "they don't make 'em like they used to" as if they're not 20 something year old zoomers. Finally, they play a round of "Did Kidz Bop Really Cover that?" and the fan favorite gun makes it's triumphant comeback.

Song of the week: "Sweet Mountain River" by Monster Truck

S1E17 A young and intimidated Curt accidentally sells an uncooked Little Caesar's pizza to a hard working single mother. Then, Jason goes to a halloween party to eat some barbecue but his plans are foiled by Batman and a voyeuristic Spider-Man. The boys also solve the Trick-or-Treaters shortage going on in America and play a game of why you should never trust Google Translate.

Song of the week: "Miner for a Dream" by Small Paul

S1E16 In a town without a name, Jason must prove his guitar skills to join what could be his next band. After buying new sound equipment, learning new songs, and practicing vigorously, it only took one man to mess it all up for him, and this time, it wasn't Curtis. Then a road trip from Dallas to Albuquerque puts the boys' lives in danger. Hopefully, Jason's music knowledge can somehow save them.

Song of the week: "Mistakes" by Sharon Van Etten

S1E15 What was supposed to be a satirical TikTok about the future of A.I. accidentally sends the world reelin' as millions wonder "Is Curt Skelton real?" Then Jason is faced with a crisis of his own, he has to choose between of life of only creating art or only enjoying it. Which would you choose? Lastly, Jason is subjected to more game testing. You've heard of "2 Truths and a Lie" well now get ready for "9 Truths and an A.I."

S1E14 A bad time at Chili's leads Jason to get revenge on a toddler then Curt tries to help a stranger by following them home. But before the boys can realize the error of their ways and change for the better, they remember the few times they were decent humans and decide that they're perfect just the way they are. Then after a seemingly harmless game about which bands have better albums, Jason finds himself once again between life, death, and Curtis.

Song of the week: "Weapon Of Choice" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

S1E13 A stranger breaks Curt's driver side mirror on his beloved Crown Vic and he tries to fix it with super glue. I think you can already guess how well that goes for him. Then the boys are each granted one fully domesticated wild animal. Curt chooses the perfect pet for a life long friendship and Jason picks a f*ckin talking Kangaroo. Jason also mentions all the amazing concerts he's been to before Curt rudely interrupts the conversation with a gun.

Song of the Week: "Slowknife Stiletto" by Black Pistol Fire