Bird Bones

S1E12 Curt recites an original poem that subtly reveals why he hasn't been back to the dermatologist. Jason dreams of Latvians and the death of Marty McFly. Then the boys argue which state has the worst drivers and somehow it's the Mormons? Also Curt finds his old scripts from college and guess what one of them is about... that's right, Mormons again.

Song of the week: "Candy Apple Red" by Annabelle Chairlegs

S1E11 A group of homeless people relocate a destroyed Challenger which gives Curt a new found respect for them. But then Jason recalls a time when a homeless person did the most diabolical thing a stranger could do and the boys change the subject. Guns are then drawn as they try their best to sing popular songs without obliterating the lyrics because if they mess up, they'll get shot by a sound effect. Also, Santa isn't real.

Song of the week: "Conscience Killer" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

S1E10 Jason hires hires a lawyer through an iPhone app and is somehow surprised when it results in a warrant for his arrest. Curt incidentally proves Toyota right by recklessly driving after playing Midnight Club LA for a week straight. Then Jason Frankensteins all his favorite racing video games into the perfect monstrosity.

Song of the week: "Edge Of The Earth" by Thirty Seconds To Mars

S1E9 Where do boogers go after you flick them? Unfortunately, Jason and Curt know exactly where they end up. Jason's car malfunctions to make him look like a jerk at a fast food joint and Curt's car behaves perfectly to make him look like a jerk because he is. Then the boys discuss their undying love for, you guessed it, Danger Days. They really need to listen to more music or at the very least a different MCR album.

Song of the week: "Stone Killer" by 26fix

S1E8 A neighbor ignorantly trusts Jason to watch his dogs while he's away and ends up paying the price for it. Curt is also tasked with a similarly crappy situation but handles it much worse. Jason discusses Christopher Cross lore and Curt finally understands Jason's love for Twen. Is Speed Racer Land real? Was that guy from r/RBI's dad really dead? What's the best song to get in a car crash to? All this and more in this week's episode.

Song of the week: "The Coast" by Family of the Year

S1E7 A suspicious lump on his sack sends Curt to the ball doctor, where a professional fondles him. Jason plans a heist to profit off of the Make a Wish foundation. And then the boys combine their braincells to remember what they were for Halloween in 2011 (Hint: It was My Chemical Romance related).

Song of the week: "Tales of Endurance, Pt.4, 5 &6" by Supergrass

S1E6 Surprisingly a lot of 5th grade trauma came up in this episode. Curt got pissed on during music class and Jason saw his friend's dad's dong in the middle of a sleepover. Jason also once bought a girlfriend with good boy dollars and Curt misses his honey bun headed childhood friend. Mom, please skip this episode.

S1E5 Was it just bad luck or was it negligence? Either way, don't leave your child with Jason anytime soon. Curt then describes the best time of his life with his bff Jason, until that mfer refused to go home. Somehow the boys spend 10 minutes talking about their Free Bird video and then rant about their airplane troubles and not one of them thought to make a Lynyrd Skynyrd joke? Jason respectfully discusses the band Twen while Curt creams himself over MCR.

Song of the week: "One Stop Shop (For A Fading Revolution)" by Twen

S1E4 Curt shits so hard that it breaks Hollywood and Jason reveals way too many Chicken Express secrets. This episode will ruin your appetite, make you hungry, and then make you never want to eat at restaurants ever again.

Song of the week: "Back to the Middle" by Dearhunter

S1E3 Turns out skinny dipping is actually scarier in real life than they make it look in the horror movies and Curt learns that the hard way. Curt also accidentally shares a stall with a stranger while Jason gets plastered by the pool. The boys also share their My Chemical Romance concert experiences and their favorite Gerard Way outfits.

Song of the week: "FOREGROUND MUSIC" by Ron Gallo