I'm Sima from Mumbai and I have ruined Lamees and Arslan's weekend. Yes, the duo binged the new reality show on Netflix and these are their thoughts on some of the major characters and the rishta process. Stay tuned for more thoughts on Shaadis and Rishta Aunties at a later time ;)

Pyaar deewana hota hai, aur ussey bhi zyada hum dono. Arslan and Lamees recollect their experiences with crushes and intense love. They discuss unrequited loves and forbidden romances, as well as awkward teenage times. As they get older, they recognize their needs in relationships and what love means to them now.

"Yes, I was in an entanglement with him", and other iconic lines from the Will & Jada Red Table Talk. Arslan and Lamees talk about open marriages and our fave couples (Deepika and Ranveer!!!) in the industry. They discuss what loyalty looks like and if every marriage is imperfect.

It wouldn't be growing up until you realize eventually you have to ADULT. Arslan and Lamees soon realize it doesn't mean eating ice cream on weekdays, it means taxes and bills. Arslan is still figuring out what goes in a car, and Lamees drives him insane. Listen in for the terrible realizations on how the system set us up for failure, and the fact that our salaries are a damn lie!

Arslan and Lamees discuss the outpour of allegations and incidents students have been sharing about abusive teachers at renowned Lahore institutes. The culture of entrusting schools and teachers, and how our awaam responds to students. Lamees draws parallels with St Michaels Boys' School, while Arslan further explains the LGS and LUMS cultures of ragging.

Oh growing pains. Arslan and Lamees recollect their very different experiences with razors, periods and cracking voices. The awkwardness of puberty is traumatizing but the two of them find a way to laugh it off.

Arslan and Lamees love Mahira Khan, so they mean this with the best intentions.... but what is she doing? What is Mashion and why did Bin Roye need to be on TV and cinema?

Oho meri maa! Arslan and Lamees roll their eyes at some of their parents' methods but also thank them. Arslan's mom is cool, mashallah se and Lamees' mom interrupts the podcast.

After the tragic loss of Sushant Singh Rajput, we've become even more aware of how dangerous nepotism in Bollywood is. We've seen and heard of new comer experiences that really make us think KJo really isn't the cutie Koffee with an obsession for all things sex and gossip. Arslan and Lamees discuss what that looks like, and what the future of Bollywood consumption can look like!

Arslan and Lamees revisit where the sass started, the UAE. Although settled a flight from (Lamees' is longer), the two recollect growing up there.

They talk about

1. Gems Schools

2. Is this a fish market?

3. Colour coded Arabic and Islamic books

4. Choeuifat. Choifat. Choeirieiiffat!?