so we said Biden! to Trump. haha. ha. Ok ok, a Canadian and Pakistani tackle their understanding of US politics alongside their own experiences. We also want the electoral college gone and please stop putting Kamala in saris.

Your favourite divas both turned 25 this year, so they discuss their quarter life crises and how to get through them. Also do any of you know how to use a pressure cooker? How many daals do you know?

Tiktok, Gala biscuits, Churails and Tanishq. Ban ban ban. Arslan and Lamees think of all the losses we suffer because of these bans and censorship. Tune in for their renditions of some notable ads!

You walk down the road; you're stared at.

You eat at a dawat; you're stared at.

You breathe; you're stared at.

Staring is our national pastime and it ranges from the creepy uncle to the random aunty down the road. Everyone just loves to stare at everyone, and it's annoying AF.

Oh dear Bollywood, what have we done now? With the industry still in arms over Sushant Singh's death and Kangana Ranaut's new webs- sorry, revelations, a new story has emerged. Arslan and Lamees try to make sense of this wild timeline and the misogyny associated. Also... does Modi know this is a pandemic?

While everyone obsesses over (a patriotic green) pair of satin mules donned by the infamous Maryam Nawaz, Arslan and Lamees question why we reduce female politicians to their clothes but also admit they never liked Benazir's blazer looks. A little this, a little that but never politically correct.

Why are morning shows such a freaking Macy's parade? Arslan and Lamees talk about their first run ins with the phenomenon and what it's led to. Shoutouts to Nida Yasir and Sanam Jung... go sweetie, give us nothing!

In this extended rant, the two comment on desi representation and the cost of being seen. Do Aziz Ansari and Hasan Minhaj compare? Where is Zayn Malik on the spectrum?

This is 50 minutes of the cohosts laughing. The duo tackle fusion events and dread invites to MaShaLimas because of their confused closets. Very much like the cup of tea you drink after a long wedding week, these two friends take a minute to enjoy each others company after celebrating their hard work.

Arslan and Lamees discuss gender politics, gender roles and the margin between man and woman. What does it mean to speak like a man and sit like a lady? Also shout out to paratha rolls.