Firstly, shame on us! We know we haven't been as consistent as usual and maybe the content has changed, but in our defence we're (both) still in shitty pandemic situations. So bear with your two besties as they try to gossip some more (Waise... Ramzan hai... toba!) In this epi, the duo take on mental-health and body shaming, and just the general obsession Pakistanis have with shaming everyone!

After the annual Aurat March and various global events targeting women, Arslan and Lamees take a look at what it means to be a strong woman and to be a strong ally. Discussions on Meesha and Malala, and how Pakistan treats women. Shout out to their moms for equipping them and leveraging their growth.

Arslan and Lamees binged Netflix docuseries "The Big Day" and the duo has some big thoughts. Weddings are expensive, and we're envious of those who get to have huge lavish dos like they imagined they'd have. Here's the hot takes and more!

We hate rich people. But also we love them. We want to be them. As always, the reality tv binges are real, so they've caught up on Bling Empire and relate their own experiences with le riche

The truth is, even though it's 2021, Arslan and Lamees are still the bitchy gossip lovers we left in 2020. But like... you love it amirite? The duo talk about habits to leave behind in 2020 like hating on competition, and supporting other desis. There's also a lot of Bridgerton and sex... Bridgerton sex.... Simon... discussed ;)

Lamees and Arslan are here to read 2020 for FILTH! They discuss what went down this year as well as what their highs and lows were too.

Oh, and they also talk about this newly viral sex-ed niqaab lady on Twitter, just in case you're interested.

Shahroz Sabzwari is universally annoying right... like we all think he's weird? Anyway, so is Farhan Saeed. Caeed. lol. Arslan and Lamees take a look at some random rumours that have been conjured up in Lollywood as well as their own lives. Also why is everyone getting divorced?

If you haven't figured it out by now, Lamees and Arslan are obsessed with Bollywood and reality TV, so this is really just the most perfect show for them. By this we mean watching divas Maheep, Neelam, Seema and Bhavana on The Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives. None of them are A Listers but they're all designers of some sort. Also what the fuck is wrong with Karan Johar? Yo, Rekha out.

this episode is a clusterfuck of a lot of different things, like syra and shehryar's steamy shoot and other photoshoots that got Pakistani panties in a bunch.

The worst collab to have happened, but the best. This wedding was one of the most loved things to hate on, Arslan and Lamees unpack it all.