Bits Before Crits

Tig displays his knowledge. Godyth displays her prowess. Horace displays himself. Warren sulks. Everyone meets a new friend.

As the party sets off, Tig, Horace, and Warren each reveal their fascinating abilities. Godyth is reminded of a war and a vow.

We begin a new adventure! Four persons of unique yet complimentary abilities and backgrounds are brought together by chance circumstance and given a quest by a mysterious man! We’re committed to playing these fantasy tropes straight, folks. STRAIGHT.

In our season finale, Galaxio learns that the gun is mightier than the shadow. Lav changes dramatically. Cesko learns how to lie. Magdalena begins a collection.

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In this season's penultimate episode, Magdalena runs an interrogation, Galaxio loses his temper, and Cesko grabs a tight ass.

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A change in scenery lets us see each of our vampires in a new light... or rather, darkness.

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In which the Vampires go nowhere.

Also, hear me out: Lav/Jerry, Galaxio/George, Magdalena/Elaine, and Cesko indisputably Kramer.

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More like Vampire: The Sass Parade, amirite?

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Magdalena changes some minds. Galaxio goes corporate. Lav gets gussied up. Cesko goes to dance class.

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Galaxio seeks out an old associate. Cesko eavesdrops on juicy secrets. Lav makes a scene. Magdalena uncovers a dark truth.

Theme is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience.