Bits Before Crits

After a long night of living it up, or dying it up, or staying alive, or... whatever, our lusty crew of vampires has a hankering for some good old fashioned human juice. So they go out to eat, each in their own way.

Theme is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience.

Lav steps into the spotlight. Magdalena meets a kindred spirit. Cesko and Galaxio are inseparable.

Featuring: Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Jamie Green, Nick Mayfield, and Petrea Whittier

Theme is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience.

Meet our lovely cast of vampires just trying to get by in 90's NYC. Cesko, Galaxio, Lav, and Magdalena haven't seen the sun since the Renaissance, and yet they still manage to get roughed up in the city that never sleeps.

Featuring: Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Jamie Green, Nick Mayfield, and Petrea Whittier

Theme is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience.

Enjoy this spoiler free title! In our Paranoia finale, Tuba, Garf, and Krocker end more than just the season.

As we hurtle toward our season finale, Krocker gets caught in a car chase. Garf draws a crowd. Tuba gives an inspirational speech.

Our troubleshooters are asked to watch a game. Everyone packs a carry-on for the mission. Krocker reaches out to an old friend. Garf gets in the cruiser. Tuba shares her hobby with Friend Computer.

In this very special holiday-adjacent episode, our notorious troubleshooters deal with the repercussions of their well recorded past. Garf eats some cake. Tuba takes up climbing. Krocker sits and waits.

The troubleshooters wrap up their mission, then head back to R&D for debriefing. Along the way, they cheer up the crowd on the train, engage in questionable medical procedures, and rediscover numerous old-world tropes.

The troubleshooters deliver the paperwork! Garf examines the script and reveals a conspiracy. Tuba organizes first the weapons and then the workers. Krocker steps out from behind the camera and decisively acts.

Our troubleshooters are asked to deliver several pounds of paperwork. This goes about as well as you might expect. Krocker shoots everything in sight. Garf gets recognized for who he is. Tuba waves to the camera.