Bitter Together

As Rose turns the page to her 25th chapter we talk all about quarter life crises, Forever 21, and grad school. We're also in the market for a speech therapist for Rose. From the comfort of Moira's mom's house, we're wondering if we're really gonna kick it to 100.

Dentists and doctors alike, we talk this week about dreading making appointments and the pros and cons of having a roof on your house. Coming up on our 6 year friendaversary, Moira gets guided into taking Rose to the airport and we reflect on Rose's personal growth.

World class athletes Moira and Rose talk about America's sport this week- football. You can't deny the energy of a $15 beer while you watch men in spandex hug each other to the ground. Rose is also a lil buzzed during this episode and Moira struggles with the transition to fall weather.

From the womb to the tomb, sometimes we gotta share a room. We know dishes and communication can be hard to manage but we both agree that sometimes having a roommate is the best. Also Rose is gonna be bopping this week while Moira starts class.

This episode we DO NOT talk about shoplifting AT ALL. Whether it's TJ Maxx or the King of Prussia mall, we cover it all. Rose also has no bugs in her room and Moira continues to be the epitome of health and wealth.

Back at the dinner table we talk this week about how Rose took a trip so we base the WHOLE episode around her, of course. Yelp reviews, the sweet Golden Arches, and finding somewhere ~authentic~ to stay, we talk all about visiting new places. Plus Moira talks about her ability to connect with middle aged women?

Early rising is certainly neither of of forte which is why it makes us bitter this week. Short and sweet, Moira and Rose are too busy to find time to actually record so we record in the car while Moira takes Rose to the airport. Rose is pumped for some IN N OUT and Moira is pumped to get back to bed after she drops Rose off.

Whether it’s country music on the beach or Christina Perri in your dorm room, we all know how important music is. MOST importantly we all know how significant Big Booty Mix’s impact on our society is. In this essay I will

Facebook fights, hate following on Instagram, and Snapchat memories galore. We reminisce on when we first downloaded some of our favorite social medias, Moira saw balls this weekend, and Rose still uses Pandora? What a week!

We talkin’ whips this week. From cruise control to first cars, we might be bitter but at least we agree that car maintenance is a scam and cars should change their own oil. Moira takes a turn thriving and Rose keeps trying to bring back the recorder.