Weddings, people have them. We've attended them. One of us has even HAD ONE. Some of us are great at catching the bouquet, some of us are amazing on the dance floor. Anyway, we're talking about weddings in this episode. 

Since we're both enormous, we grew up playing various sports and even sometimes still do! Enjoy our stories of physical game-playing through the ages. 

Your least favorite beans are back from their family reunions with all the stories from the last two weeks! Chit the f*ckin' chat up with us! 

People think we're a lesbian couple, so we're leaning into that by asking each other Pinterest's best questions for your partner. How romantic! 

What drives you crazy? Tell us and we'll roast you mercilessly. But seriously, get angry. We're all here for it. 

You ever want to step into someone else's shoes for a day? See life through their eyes? We did that on the smallest scale of all time. We went through each other's social media! We hope you enjoy! 

We're back with a pretty decent episode! We go over our Fourth of July celebrations or lack thereof plus a lot of other random goofy stuff. We hope you chili beans enjoy!

You want some real f*cking RAW (in Gordon Ramsey's voice) content every now and then? You might reconsider after listening to this episode. Your least favorite beans go on a target run and record themselves as they do so. Enjoy! Or don't! We'll have better content soon, we promise!

You ever record a podcast and then realize it was the worst episode you've ever recorded, so instead of posting it you come home from a boating trip and completely rerecord it the night you were supposed to post the original episode? Same here. In this week's episode, we talk all about our boating trip, which included skiing, buoy tangoing, quirky vegan in the middle, and tubing. We even get a little sweet at the end. Give us a special listen this week!

Welcome to the garage! AKA the bottomless pit of seemingly random thoughts we come up with. Think we can do it? Think we'll crash and burn? Place your bets (preferably through Venmo or cash 😉)!