Tired of dumb names and bad decor? We're here to tell you about the worst place in the entire world and every reason why it sucks. Stick around for pointless ramblings. 

Everyone is afraid of something, rational or not. If you can believe it, even we're afraid of some things. Tune in to hear the irrational fears of, both, us and our listeners!

We've all lost contact with old friends. Some of us have even gone through messy platonic breakups. We're here for all of them, mundane, dramatic, and all sorts of stupid. 

Every human has some way of cleaning themselves and maintaining good hygiene, but we all have slightly different ways of accomplishing such a simple task. Buckle up for DUMB stories about how we stay clean.

Here's the secret you've been waiting for, the missing link you've been missing your whole life- the enneagram. Let it attack you, let it understand you, and let us talk to you about it for an hour.