Black Box

Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside)

Disaster: 291108
Recovery: 181208

Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008

Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox.

This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering international AIDS, I was temporarily ousted by a poorly-executed coup d'etat, instigated by none other than my cheeseball bounder of an engineer and his spastical compadre, o'wise known as Martyrs.

Unfortunately these angsty teenagers appear more concerned with swearing loudly, missing comic opportunities due to inebriation and accusing each other of being racists while defending their own 'Britishness' against the Otherness of each other's mothers.

I can only apologise and move to reassure the listening public that they were only let live to air in kind with the neu caring, inclusive Nazism that extends it's embrace around the reanimated Variety Club of Great Britain. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I return from my frankly disappointing kwanzaa sex tour of self-discovery (and when I've stopped frothing).

Then I promise you I will surgically remove the errant Truppenfuhrung with an elegant pimp attack conducted by my infinitely more sophisticated schutzstaffel, what?

Your humble fuhrer

xxx
SSS

BlackBox 03a


01 Stoneboat - Sunburned hand of the man
02 Nailed to the Blank Spot - Chavez
03 The Melody - Francesco Tristano
04 Love and Pain - Clor
05 War Pigs (Live) - Faith No More
06 Go with the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age
07 Control (Sketch) - Martyrs
08 E-Talking - Soulwax

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The Second Cummings' Second Sitting

Disaster: 091108
Recovery: 101208

Manchester, 10th December 2008

Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take of your pants and feel free.

High here in the temple, we're suppin' wet dog at the club kontiki and leak cystically from nightwatch fibrils only, only so we can raze the white bridge together. And leave all who flail themselves underneath her, drowning in the swell knees.

And other somesuch. Nonce.

Apologies for the interference with that last pox. Our colleagues in Athens are working to solve The Puzzle of what has happened to me as soon as possible. Until then listen low.

Good luck and Godspeed

aek
SSS

BlackBox 02b

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11 Wild Combination - Arthur Russell
12 Love on a Real Train (Williams Odyssey Mix) - Williams
13 Heart Rate Rapid - Metronomy
14 Sipping On The sweet Nectar (Bogdan Irkuk Remake) - Jens Lekman
15 Theme From Nutrider - 40 Thieves
16 Starburst - They Came from The stars I Saw Them
17 Vamp - Outlander
18 Criticize - Chevron
19 Me so horny (Wicked miami bass mix by Tetine) - 2 Live Crew
20 For my two seconds (The Teenagers Remix) - Operator Please
21 Can - Future days (Bladerunner remix by Carl Craig)
22 Behind the mask - John Wesley
23 Behind the mask - DJ Sim

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