Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & Spirituality

I have been very sick my friends with bad black mold poisoning and am going through a lot, but I am determined to remaster the classic material I have made and bring all new soon as I recover my voice and health (hopefully - pray to the Thrice Great Okapi that I heal-eth). 

For now, enjoy the first of season two - Operation Turbo Boost. What happens when you bring your old 1989 Honda Civic into the Blackout's Box garage to fix a small scratch.  Some 007 Spy Hunter very extremely expensive & unnecessary repairs stealth & weapon additions - that's what!

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Grab a six pack, or six six  packs, or hell an entire TRUCK of Coors light and get ready for one of the most ridiculous Blackout's Box Podcast episodes ever - as I walk into a small bodega while recording and the owner of the store JESS is already on the phone with a very colorful character (to say the least)  - Auntie Danny. This prank call was fate, it was destiny I say, I walked into it and it walked into me, and of course Gladys Ridgeford showed up and all hell broke loose!

PART I

0:00 -Introduction to Jess (24 convienence store owner) & her bi-polar Auntie Danny & her 6 pack a day Coors beer habbit. Also Malik - Jess's boyfriend.

2 minutes in - Malik starts playing a youtube video about how the coronavirus is bacterial not viral, auntie Danny gets a little annoyed

4min - Jess talks about 5G in Long Island New York

5 min - Auntie Danny says "I\m Auntie - I'm 66 & a half.

5:30 min - Auntie changes from 6 beers a day to 6 "packs" of 6 beers a day of Coors beer

6:30 - Aunty Danny has never had a Bloody Mary

8:30 - Aunty Danny talks about her favorite time during the 80s.

13:00 - Auntie Danny calls me Blackout and asks if she's ok?

14:30 - weirdness competition - 6 pack mentioned again

15:00 - Auntie Danny talks about Idaho

16:00 - Auntie Danny is a California Girl & we discuss rental prices

18:30 - I start talking as a surfer dude with my surfer days in Cali - Auntie Danny Loves it

21:30 - We start talking about being bipolar

22:00 - BAT ATTACK!

25:20 - Ride the waves BRO (Aunty Danny starts to turn & become combative BRO!)

27:40 - Auntie Danny's secret to a long marriage & Woodstock stories

29:20 - Auntie Danny birthed children while at Woodstock

31:55 - Auntie Danny tells me how to date and get it on with a girl.

35:00 - Dating in Idaho

36:00 - Jess (the niece in the store - sleeps me a piece of paper that says "SHE'S BIPOLAR!!!!"

PART II

37:09 - Surfer Bro tells Auntie Danny he want to introduce her to his grandma Gladys Ridgeford (Gladys enters the conversation) Aunti Danny ALMOST picks up on me changing voices!

38:38 - Gladys starts hitting the bourbon! Wooooof!

43:04 - Auntie Danny telles her tale of hard hard work and no free rides or discounts and 

begins to get angry about her rich mean priviledged mom

45:00 - Share & Cher & Money - Auntie Danny starts to turn even darker about money & starts to get confrontatinal 'bro!'

49:10 - The benefits out having your own house & not having fishy roomates

50:00 - NEWSCAST - Aunty Danny becomes unhinged

53:30 - Fight between Gladys & Auntie Danny

58:40 - Auntie Danny & Gladys make up - Gladys talks abut Tripod. BOOM!

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What's the difference between an addiction, a dependency,  or a habit?   Can an addiction ever be positive? How do you know and how do you grow / change?  Are there even differences? If so what are they?  How can you tell the difference? When may you need help, and when may you just need to give up and make sure that you still look so sweet and sexy in a coffin by getting yourself a good mortuary cosmetician!!  Toxica Acid  (a mortician cosmologist - see see's dead people, plus SO much more on this enhanced 3 hour long extended Blackout's Box Live flashback edition! 

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Host - Blackout / Michael Biggins

Covid-19 P2 - Vice President & NYC Governor Libertarian candidate Larry Sharpe & Blackout discuss the erosion of freedom under the guise of pandemic & what to do about it!

I was a guest on "The Sharp Way" on 4/17/2020, a libertarian show hosted  by Larry Sharpe, an American business consultant, entrepreneur,  political activist, and internet broadcaster. He was a candidate for the  Libertarian Party nomination for Vice President of the United States in  2016, losing narrowly to former Massachusetts Governor Bill Weld.  Sharpe was also the Libertarian nominee for Governor of New York in the  2018 gubernatorial election. Sharpe is the founder and managing director  of the online business training company Neo-Sage Group, Inc. He also  appeared in a full episode interview on the Joe Rogan Podcast Episode  1167.   We discuss the current situation of covid19 and how it has been  massively over exaggerated and used as a weapon of control to further the grips of government power gone wild in a big push for citizens to give up even more freedom and the move towards global governance as well as  cults, psychology, propaganda,  big pharma, medicine, the invisible  rainbow, Dana Ashlie, corporatism, religion,  mind control, Bill Gates,   Event201, id2020, quantum dot tattoo, tracking and control systems,  face recognition, government abuse, digital certificates, human rights  infringements, the constitution, bill of rights, the W.H.O. (WHO) world  Health Organization, Apple, Microsoft, Military, The United Nations,  world wide abuses, economic damage vs sickness damage, immune systems,  quarantine, over reaching of police and military forces, and possible  solutions - all while remaining calm and non fear based looking for  SOLUTIONS!

BONUS EPISODE! WARNING!: EXTREMELY EXPLICIT ADULT HUMOR - NSFW - It's the Blackout's Box Sunday Morning Easter Special!  UN-EDITED, a full four hours of insanity. What happens when Jesus tries to book a room at the Marriott hotel but has issues? Is Satan real? Apparently so and he lives in the country. Gladys gives Satan a call to see how he's doing. Gladys gets drunk.  Jesus gets upset. People call in and sing the blues. Did the world end in 2012 and we all died and are in an alternative / parallel universe!?  Was Prince right about chemtrails and exited this world just in time? This and so so so much more in this Easter special bonus podcast. Please remember don't just stream it! Download a podcast app and subscribe , rate & share it! If you enjoy my work and are able to support you HAVE NO IDEA how much it helps me! You can here: 

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Love, Light, Laughter, Kindness, Creativity & Abundance 4 All Ways - Always!

- Blackout

"Tip of the top of the tongue to the T, that's all you have to do to trill your R's"

One of the greatest prank calls I consider when I look back on my own stuff besides the Quanicles, this 13 minute journey into absurdity was made in a simpler time when people actually had to dial 411 and speak to an actual human being operator to get some information!  One of the first prank calls I made that went old school viral - this was broadcast live on 88.5 WKPX in south Florida, and many people who recorded my radio show passed around cassette copies. I then put it on 1-800-KOOK-LINE where it was further recorded and passed around in very low quality. Now, enjoy it and laugh at the madness of layers of managers and supervisors who try to connect me to - THE RRRRRROOKSNITCHZIEN SOCIETY!  (or at least give me my quarter back).  - Blackout

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Ok kiddies. we are going to get into some serious shit on this one. First of all I invite all of you to my private discord chat/info/voice/video server where I have a lot of documents and information up and no one can be censored (unless you're a harassing troll). Please listen to the podcast first and then here is the link: https://discord.gg/764ZgP4  I link to credited articles that show there may be an agenda behind this.

We are in an unprecedented event that has never happened before in the history of the world as far as any of us know. Many people smell the bullshit. Why are YOU on lock down when politicians & fear porn news media are all free to scare the shit out of you? Why are so many businesses / industries being closed? Is this a financial global reset? is there an agenda behind this?  Who / what / when / where / why? 

Brad’s got a dirty secret, and in these series of calls we find out a little bit more about Brad, and a whole lot more about Tiffany - a sweet, kind, lying, drunk pimp who first tries to get Brad the service that he needs, and then tries to cover it all up when Brad’s dirty secret is about to be revealed.  This call also includes our favorite 67 year old crooner - Gladys Ridgeford, who plays Brad’s Mom. 

Gladys - - - Michael Biggins (Blackout)  

Find out a little more than you wanted to know about your favorite bourbon swilling, dog loving, unhinged and uncensored immortal old brave broad - Gladys Ridgeford, as she reveals a slightly more erotic side of herself as she calls up the Adam & Eve adult catalog hotline number (it's open 24 hours for all your needs... and they'll even call you back) and tries to find out what could be wrong with her toy. The names of the items that this place sells are really from their catalog, I didn't make them up. Gladys always likes to know where she can get a good bargain on a "Cum Here Mr Cucumber." Warning: contains explicit hilarious adult toy situations and possibly suggestions of 3 legged bestiality, but in a very dignified and professional manner.   Like what you hear, please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, AND RATE ON APPLE PODCASTS or whatever pod app your using and if you can throw this old broad a few bucks please become a patron on http://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox or http://PayPal.me/BlackoutServices 

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