As Moni, Chester, and Patience set off towards El Capitan on their mission from Professor Bleeker, they discover an unlikely stowaway who might prove a help...or hindrance...down the line. A grisly discovery in the desert reveals something uncomfortable about Patience, while Moni exerts her charms over two feuding camps at the mountain itself. How many more times can Chester take being talked to like a dog? What are those strange, massive bones in the sand? And what eldritch secrets await the posse in the shimmering heat of the Texas desert?

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Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Gun Violence, Self-Harm, Harm to Animals, Smoking

Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup

Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick

Executive Producer: cuppycup

Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick

Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup

Player Characters

Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy

Bridgett Jeffries as Moni

Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright

NPC Voices

Danny Scott as Mr. Friend

Delton Engle-Sorrell as Professor Church and Chester Creature FX

Scott Dorward as Professor Grist

Virginia Lee as Professor Jane Hackett

Mike Perceval-Maxwell as Professor Andino

cuppycup as Jimmy and extras

“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry

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