Blockbuster Film School

What’s the difference between a toga party and a murder party? Well, if you don’t know you are a sociopath and you need this episode because you are going in the wrong direction. Horror comedy rides the thin line between laughing and pissing your pants in fear. Or do they? You judge! We are here to make you laugh, squirm in fear, and eventually realize they are the same. Your life is a lie! Everything is a terrifying joke! Except us. You can trust us; we’re hilarious monsters. It’s Blockbuster Film School.

“Get away from her, you bitch!”, is what Sigourney Weaver yells at random people on the street. She is a grand champion of the film universe and arguably the first modern female action star while also, being cool and funny and rad… and I’ll stop now. Want to know why her first name is Sigourney? Alex and Nick don’t know but they are gonna deep dive on the career of one of the coolest Hollywood actors. Welcome to Blockbuster film school.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… people used to argue if there was ever a movie sequel that was worth a damn or if it was even a sequel at all. This week Alex and Nick decide for you and argue about why Sister Act II: Back in the Habit, is the greatest film ever made and why it should be shown in public schools. Every. Damn. Day. That’s the bell ringing, Blockbuster Film School is now in session.

Do you like serial killers who rob banks and also have pony tails and complex emotions? Do you like contrasty lights and super dope muzzle flashes while Australians take on the tobacco industry? Do you enjoy driving Ferraris while wearing a white blazer and watching De Niro and Pacino kiss? Then you like Michael Mann and you here to listen to Alex and Nick on Blockbuster film school.

In this episode Alex Bonner goes back to kill Hitler and Nicholas Souder goes into the far future to kiss hot aliens and get fashion tips. We go into what makes a time travel movie vs. an inter-dimensional movies vs. alternate reality movies. And that Lea Thompson should be in every movie ever made. Also, if you meet somebody from the future who is here to save you from a cyborg so you can have a kid who is the leader against the robots in the future, guess what, you guys are gonna bang because he's the dad. Spoiler alert! It's Blockbuster Film School.

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Welcome back to school, The Blockbuster Film School Podcast with Alex Bonner and Nicholas Souder. This week we go deep on America's greatest living actor and National Treasure (I'm sorry) Nicholas Cage!!! He'll wear your face and Con your Air. It's time for you to let him into your heart where he will get weird and you will like it. Class is in session. NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!

In this debut episode Alex Bonner and Nick Souder, your lovely and frighteningly knowledgable hosts fittingly talk about the best, worst, and most overrated directorial debuts in film. Will they talk about Dickie Kelly? Obviously. Will it be interesting? Surprisingly. Did you just find your new favorite movie podcast? Indubitably. Take drugs and have a good time!