What happens when someone falls tragically? Shannon cracks up, obviously. Hear all about Blake's near-fatal fall in all it's hilarity, followed by some hot takes on the Housewives, politics, recreational drug use, and so much more! This episode is all over the place but we wouldn't have it any other way for our first episode of the new year, right?! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Happy Holidays! Shannon Claus and her little elf Blake are bringing you the greatest gift of all... a new episode of Blonde Hair Black Heart! Your favorite duo is recapping their own holiday mishaps before getting into the nitty gritty - who in Salt Lake City is cool and who just really wants to be??? Blake and Shannon are also discussing the Grande Dame's now-infamous arrest footage and what this means for the future of RHOP, plus their takes on everyone's favorite vigilante hero, Luigi Mangione. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Okay is RHOSLC giving or is it GIVING?! Like, seriously... all of the new girls are hitting, our delusional OGs are still delusional, and even Mary Cosby is bringing it!!! What is happening?! Blake and Shannon are talking all about the ones they love and the ones they love to hate in the snowy city... mostly Queen Angie K (it's all love.) Then, the two gab about RHOBH and the takedown of Kyle Richards. Finally! Oh, and there's randomly a lot of talk about plastic surgery. Like, A LOT. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blake and Shannon are dishing all about the premiere episode of RHOBH, from Jennifer Tilly's grand debut and Dorit's new post-divorce vibe to Kyle Richards' new life as a single lady and whether or not we think she will ever come out of the closet... or if she even was really ever in it! Plus, hear all about some crazy cult and catfish drama on 2 documentaries our hosts need you to watch! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blake and Shannon are back for an all new episode of the pod even as the world seems to burn all around them. Last week's election results have the two reeling, but they voted very differently... ruh roh! Blake and Shannon are also discussing all the drama from the RHOC reunion, whose looks we loved, and which Heather from the Bravoverse has the worst plastic surgery (spoiler alert... she owns Beauty Lab and Laser.) Sprinkle in some talk about IBS and you've got yourself a show! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blake bought 2 new cars in the last month so he and Shannon are giving their best financial advice. For legal reasons we advise that you don't take any of it. Then the two are chatting about the most recent RHOC and why Heather is teaming up with Tamra, plus the latter's autism "diagnosis," and RHOSLC's long-time relationships and how low the women will go to destroy them. Finally, Shannon is dishing on her own relationship drama and who she was feuding with at a Trunk or Treat event. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Hurricane Milton has subsided and guess what?! Shannon is alive!!! Blake was worried. The two are sitting down to hear all about how Shannon outlived that nerdy lil' rainstorm and how Blake is surviving his latest bestie breakup. Then the two recap the latest RHOC and have some seriously differing opinions on Fancy Pants and Shannon Beador's latest spat. Finally, Blake is telling Shannon all about the latest Housewife to block him on social media. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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WHICH TEAM ARE YOU ON???? JK, honestly who can tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?! Oh, Shannon. That's who. Hear all the riveting details about Florida's green baddies plus all of Shannon's recent life drama... girl, get it together!!! JK, JK, we always support women... like how Blake and Shannon are in full support of Shannon Beador in her recent feud with Joel Kim Booster. One woman who is not getting our hosts' support this week, though? Tammy Sue, that's who, and Blake and Shannon aren't alone... it seems like half the Bravoverse has a bone to pick with everyone's favorite (or least favorite) trailer park princess. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Shannon and Blake are chatting about anything and everything this week... from what iconic 90s personality Blake met recently to who knows someone who knows someone who knows a mid-2000s pop star to their takes on the [10 out of 10] season premiere of RHOSLC! It's a doozy of an episode so buckle up, Black Heart Club! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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On today's special bonus episode of Blonde Hair Black Heart, Blake is sitting down everyone's favorite "sinner" from Hulu's hit show The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Jessi Ngatikaura! Blake is asking all of his burning questions about the show, the response from the Mormon community, all of the girls' scandals pre reality TV, and of course... did MomTok survive this???? Jessi also tells Blake if we can expect a season 2, plus find out what other reality TV shows she loves to watch! Oh, and they talk about jizz hair everywhere...IYKYK. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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