It’s a triple-blondie takeover this week and things get real unhinged! We’re joined by a very familiar third blonde from our reality TV days, and let’s just say the debauchery is back in full swing. Pride Month has us testing each other’s allyship (spoiler: there’s a clear winner), Daxton’s has bones to pick and he ain't afraid to pick them, and the Broadway lyric-off? Absolutely despicable all round. 

We also unpack the reality TV phenomenon of “hard ice” — those silent, shady, off-camera moments. Buckle up, besties. Thank you to Elijah Malcomb Instagram: @elimusic1 TikTok: @elithemalcomb

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

The Blondies are officially dirty 30, and we’re throwing the kind of party only we could plan—equal parts chaos, competition, and questionable judgment.
We’re rating reality shows, revisiting Seven Minutes in Heaven (dangerous!), and of course, forcing Elizabeth to referee our nonsense. It’s Blondie vs. Blondie, and nobody’s playing fair.

Come for the birthday vibes, stay for the unfiltered hilarity—and maybe learn which reality show we’d absolutely crash and burn on. This milestone episode is messy, loud, and oh-so us. 💋🎉

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.

The Blondies are back and baring their souls... sort of. It’s time for the ultimate trust exercise: Two Truths and a Lie. Prepare to learn some shockers, call some bluffs, and question everything you thought you knew about your favourite trio! (That's right, even Elizabeth joins this one.) AND she proves she's got layers—like a delicious mystery onion. What does make someone a good liar? This sends us down a philosophical spiral we were definitely not equipped for. Plus: classic Blondie bickering where it turns out... we were actually all saying the same thing all along. Iconic.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.

There’s a new Blondie in the saddle and she’s serving rhinestones, rhythm, and real talent. This week, the incomparable Brooke Eden—queer country icon and absolute legend—joins the Blondies to countrify their chaotic little world. Can she out-country Hayden? (Bold of you to ask.) Will she finally teach him to line dance? (Even bolder.) From her unique twist on dance-country to being an LGBTQ+ trailblazer in Nashville, Brooke brings the boot-scootin’ brilliance while we bring the yeehaw energy. Giddy up, it’s one wild ride home.

🎶 Brooke Eden's new single "Giddy Up" is streaming everywhere NOW! Add it to your country playlist, your dance playlist, or your "pretending you can line dance" playlist—we don’t judge. 🤠💃

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Stream “Giddy Up” wherever you get your music. 🎧💫

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.

This week on Blondies Out Loud, the Libra and the Sagittarius go head-to-head in possibly the worst astrology trivia game ever recorded—apologies in advance, stargazers. Dax is fresh off the plane from his big Arizona theatre moment, and Elizabeth returns to the pod (cue angel choir!) after what felt like years away. We’ve missed her more than caffeine on a Monday. Plus: a heartfelt Happy Mother’s Day to Becky B and Ngaire, who are truly the MVPs in out lives. Chaos, catch-ups, and cosmic confusion—it’s all happening.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.

This episode cuts deep. The Blondies are stepping into the virtual hot seat as ChatGPT unleashes a savage roast session, and no one's safe. Can they survive the AI onslaught with their egos intact? We’ll see. Meanwhile, excitement is reaching boiling point: our live event is almost here! The script is locked, the guests are boarding planes, and the prizes are next-level. We're talking chaotic giveaways, the weirdest games you’ve ever seen (with classic Blondie twists), and maybe even a few emotional breakdowns for fun.

Plus, the Blondies reflect on some near-disaster moments—yes, the natural kind. Tornadoes, cyclones, and moments where we literally saw the light. And what’s going on with Katy Perry dominating TikTok? Should we be scared? Inspired? Confused? (Probably all three.)

Buckle up—this one’s a ride. And if you haven’t grabbed a ticket to the first ever Blondie Battle… now’s your moment.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan .

What happens when two chaotic blondes take on a brain game? Shockingly… greatness. We kicked off this episode with Blondies Brain Busters, and despite what our report cards might say, we were perfectly in sync. Psychic connection? Dumb luck? You be the judge.

Then things took a spicy little turn as Hayden opened up about the growing number of X-rated DMs sliding into his inbox — and his ongoing struggle to figure out how to respond (or not respond?) without spiraling. Dax offers some wisdom… kind of.

And just when you thought we couldn't get any more unpredictable, we got mail. Like, mid-recording. And not just any mail — our Blondies merch arrived, and we did our first official unboxing live on the pod! The Blondies Classic Hat and the all-black Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, and Holly Stachnik.

 Buckle up for another unpredictable ride with Blondies This episode kicks off with—you guessed it—technical difficulties. But don’t worry, Becky B saves the day. Speaking of Becky… what does the “B” stand for? We finally reveal the mystery! From real talk about IBS (yep, we’re going there) to touching stories about parenting an LGBTQ+ child and supporting a kid in the arts, this episode also brings unexpected laughs and some crazy blonde moments. We top it all off with a fun game that’ll leave you smiling. It’s chaotic, it’s heartfelt, it’s so Blondies, Becky B Style!

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, and Holly Stachnik

This week our biggest and prettiest troll, Becky, is back with another note (should we be worried?), we’re diving into our ultimate travel wish lists, and of course, it wouldn’t be complete without a round of "Blast and Boast" (Hayden's ridiculous name for a new segment). From hilarious hot takes to unexpected revelations, we’ve got stories, dreams, and maybe a little shade—because why not? Tune in for the chaos, the camaraderie, and a whole lot more.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, and Holly Stachnik

Would it really be a Blondies episode if there weren’t some lovingly savage jabs flying back and forth? This week, Hayden and Dax lean into the roast-to-riches pipeline of friendship (yes, they read that somewhere, and yes, it totally checks out). But don't get too comfy, because things take a deeper turn as Dax opens up about what being a real ally means and Hayden dives into his take on gay/straight relationships — spoiler: he’s got thoughts.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Blondies moment without a little chaos! The game this week? Guessing whether iconic phrases come from LGBTQ+ culture or somewhere else entirely. Let’s just say… the results may shock you.

Oh — and “y’all”? Yeah, that one’s staying forever.

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• 🎧 The Team:
  🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)
  🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)
  🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron
  📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, and Holly Stachnik