Blotto Beatles

By Blotto Beatles

What's Blotto Beatles about?

We are the world’s leading hammered highbrows of Beatles broadcasting. In other words, we have a few drinks, we hit record, and we review and rank one Beatles song per episode. 

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Blotto Beatles episodes:

06.27.2024
Ep. 80 - Hey Brewed (feat. Victor DeLorenzo of the Violent Femmes)
We begin our octogenarian episode with Tommy's artistic expression of his anger towards Becker before we record an intro in arrears, featuring the magic of our new THX (or THC) bumper. And then, friends, 80 is a big number,...
05.30.2024
Ep. 79 - Can't Imbibe Me Love
We get ambushed by an AI Tommy intro before the real one takes us into the world of Ringo's haberdashery. From there we do the work of fighting against those who say we aren't drinking enough on air, discussing what...
05.15.2024
Chaser - Let It Be Roundtable (feat. Ranking The Beatles, BC The Beatles, Fans on the Run, and Paul or Nothing)
It says it on the tin - we got together with the brightest stars in the world of Beatles podcasting to discuss the remastered, reimagined, and wholly reenergized Let It Be film. Listen in for more, and listen to the...
05.03.2024
Ep. 78 - Baby You're a Rich Manhattan (feat. Skylar Moody)
Baby, it's time to crack into episode 78 where your Blottos discuss the infamous Cameron Crowe/Beatles connections, the amazing influence of our guest Skylar Moody, feeling on the new Beatles films, feelings on Timothy Chalamet, a record number of calls...
04.11.2024
Ep. 77 - What Gose On
Episode 77 starts with a dive into Ringo's role as the original Beatle to bring Indian music to the band before we discuss breweries appropriating rockstars visages, teaching Scotty how to drink beer from a bottle, THC beverages, Cheech as...
03.21.2024
Ep. 76 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Brandy -Reprise (feat. Alex Goldman of the Reply All Pod)
We kick into the last quarter of our first century of episodes with a deep discussion of reprises, especially as they relate to SOAD jerks. We then record an INTRO IN ARREARS before introducing true pod royalty in our guest...
02.29.2024
Chaser -We Went to Beatlesfest!
It says it on the tin, people. Your dear Blottos went to the 50th annual Fest for Beatles Fans, held this year at the TWA Hotel at JFK Airpot - the very same airport where the Beatles landed 60 years...
02.15.2024
Ep 75 - Doc 'N Stormy Robert
We hit episode 75 by hitting that place in the Venn diagram where Beatles fans meet Nathan Fielder fans. From there we discuss our own version of our Spotify Wrapped for the year, our Beatles-themed Air BnB, a critical review...
01.25.2024
Ep. 74 - Within You WithStout You (feat. Chris Ballew of Presidents of the USA / Caspar Babypants)
We take the big leap into Episode 74 with a listen to some communal chants before we record an intro in arrears, remind listeners of ClarisWorks, introduce the incomparable Chris Ballew of the Presidents of the United States of America...
01.11.2024
Ep . 73.- Ports of Love
We ask you to bear with us as we begin this episode with our bylaw approved quarterly staff meeting. From there we remind everyone that we were early on the Mal train, dig into our single album White Album tracks...
12.14.2023
Ep. 72 - Shot a Second Time (feat. Huw Thomas)
We break open episode 72 with news of our prestige TV sitcom, an early mystery word, our guest Huw Thomas, more on Smokey Robinson's GASMS, Huw's encyclopedic knowledge of pre-Beatles pop, The Wombles, the Zoobilee Zoo/Wombles venn diagram, Beatles Rock...
11.30.2023
Ep. 71 - I Swill
How do we start our septuagennial episode? With a BLOTTO BEATLES EXCLUSIVE! We then jump into the episode proper with Tommy's new catch phrase, some listener homework, Scotty C never skipping hands day, Irish Budweisers, another amazing example of RB breaking...
11.07.2023
Chaser - It's a Now & Then Social! (feat. Ranking the Beatles and BC the Beatles)
Did you all know there's a NEW Beatles song? Did you know it's the LAST Beatles song? Did you know it was originally recorded to a CASSETTE tape? You did? Well, we wanted to talk about it, and we wanted to do it with...
10.19.2023
Ep 70 - Bud Boy (feat. Chris Webre)
Team Blotto dives into episode 70 by discussing one of the biggest Beatles conspiracy theories, a ranking of all the Toms, a hang with Ranking the Beatles, our new bud and guest Chris Webre, being the fat member of Voltron,...
10.04.2023
WE GOT A PREVIEW OF THE McCARTNEY POD!
It says it right on the tin, people. Pushkin Media reached out to us and asked if we would be interested in hearing a preview episode of the brand new "McCartney: A Life in Lyrics" podcast, which was just released...
09.21.2023
Ep 69 - She's a Womanhattan
Crack into episode 69 with us as we review the influence of Little Richard, frothy first sips of beer, Tommy's review of Burning Man, The Beatles horned rimmed glasses era, what it's like seeing Elvis Costello live today, Elvis Costello's...
08.31.2023
Ep. 68 - There's a Case (of Beer) (feat. Sam Whiles)
Episode 68 begins with some AI shenanigans before we jump right into discussion with our guest, and the host of the incomparable "Paul or Nothing" podcast, Mr. Sam Whiles; whether it would be more appropriate to tickle Paul McCartney or...
08.17.2023
Chaser - BLOTTO VETOES!
It's our third annual BLOTTO VETOES Spectacular! We take one episode a year and make a pitch to the other members of Team Blotto, attempting to move just one song on our Big Ol' List of Beatles songs. Can we...
08.03.2023
Ep 67 - Sauvignon Truffle (feat. Brother Pat)
We pop the cork on our 67th episode with our earliest Magical Mystery Word, the famous moment when George Harrison brought some friends to the home of his dentist, the reintroduction of Brother Pat, Pat's recap of Wrestlemania, a fan...
07.13.2023
Ep. 66 - I'm Looking Through Brew
We conclude our second annual Blost Weekend by discussing Ringo's short lived soccer career, the most popular Blotto by way of the call-in line, a handsome Tommy minotaur, Colin as a consummate mixologist, Colin's first Malort experience, AI cocktails, the...
06.22.2023
Ep. 65 - I Should Have Known Bitters (feat. Chris and Colin)
Welcome back to the second annual Blost Weekend, where we crack open the McCartney '71 tapes once again before revealing that this episode is the backside of a double header, recognizing Becker's athletic skill, questioning which Ted Lasso characters we...
06.08.2023
Ep. 64 - When I'm Sixty-Four Loko
We hit a major milestone of lining up episode numbers and song titles by digging into the vaults of the British Library for a rare recording of James McCartney; great notes from new listeners; an A-Paul-ogy; RB's Blue Drink; The...
05.25.2023
Ep. 63 - Maggie Hae-zy IPA (feat. Jared from Sena Farm Brewery and Chris & Colin)
Welcome to the second annual Blost Weekend where we bug out to the Blotto Bungalow, Bill? We kick into this effort of recording three episodes over two days by going full Lindsay-Hogg, discussing our new number one song, yadda yadda...
04.20.2023
Ep. 62 - I Amaretto The Walrus (feat. Bob Pernice)
We start off this episode by sharing a spin-off Blotto production "Freehold Companion", before realizing that The Blottos owe Tommy a very real aPAULogy. From there we get right down to it with this week's guest Bob Pernice (but not...
04.06.2023
Ep. 61 - Hold Mai Tai
For the first time, RB starts us off before Tommy recounts a harrowing tale of a recent unmitigated disaster. From there we get right into the important work of discussing bomb pops, boringness (but not in regards to RB), the...
03.23.2023
Ep. 60 - Long Tall MimoSally
We start with news of Tommy's upcoming hiatus from the pod before diving into the nostalgia of XDR tonebursts, Led Zeppelin ripping of Def Leopard, Ranking the Beatles' Jonathan Pretus doing our karaoke in the voice of Dr. John, an...
03.09.2023
Ep. 59 - Baby's In Johnnie Walker Black (feat Ranking the Beatles)
We kick into episode with a review of both Tommy's vacation and the rumors of the new Beatles Town coming to Disney World, and then we dive right into a reintroduction of our dear pod pals Ranking the Beatles and...
02.23.2023
Ep. 58 - I Want Booze (She's So Heady) (feat. Jason Narducy)
Please listen in for a show first, as The Blottos take on this week's introduction in arrears, we're sure you can't even tell...Tommy gets caught cheating on his intro and Becker needs a couple of takes to get into it....
02.09.2023
Ep. 57 - I Cointreau Tell You
Thank goodness we are able to start this episode with a fact from world renowned New Zealand musicologist, Pete G., before we dive into discussions of Becker's poolside swimwear, our guest spots on other podcasts (including Fans on the Run...
01.19.2023
Ep. 56 - Drive My Sidecar
We get Beatles-archaeology from the top by uncovering the genius of the McCartney '71 tapes. From there we investigate AI culture as we let our robot overlords write out introductions. Finally getting into a normal episode, we discuss how much...
01.05.2023
Ep. 55 - Rye Baby Rye (feat. Mikey Erg)
We begin by reviewing Tommy's Beatles fortune cookies before we read some fan mail; offer an a-PAUL-ogy, Becker's Papa's feelings on our weak ability to crack nuts and Tommy in general; Tommy's feelings on Papa's inability to restart a modem;...
12.15.2022
Ep. 54 - Hey Brewdog (feat. Brother Bryan)
Your Blottos start by reviewing this year's Chop Hall entrants, gifts from friends, Tommy's creepy kid chair, talking brothers, our guest Brother Bryan, Beatles Brunch vs. Lemmy Lunch, discovering that your brother is a kleptomaniac, Becker's Beautiful Taxes, our guest...
12.01.2022
Ep. 53 It's Patronly Love
UPDATE: We had a sync error partway through the episode and uploaded a new version. If you are a subscriber, you may need to download again to get this newer version. Episode 53 finds those Blotto boys together again and...
11.10.2022
Ep 52 - Mother Nature's Gibson (feat. Another Kind of Mind)
Episode 52 begins with a discussion of how we would NEVER consider using a producer other than Scotty C, a discussion of new snacks sent by listeners, hibachi experiences, pros and cons of podcast banter, the introduction of our guests...
10.13.2022
Ep 51 - Let It Beer
We begin the road to episode 100 with a review of the new episode of our favorite other podcast, THE SACRED HARP; reminiscing on champers getting to our head; an update on our recent lack of international or American snacks;...
09.22.2022
Ep 50 - From Me to Booze
Our Dear Blotto Scruffs and fellow Quinquagenarians, It's episode 50! We celebrate this momentous occasion by discussing the time Ringo auditioned for the sitcom that told the story of the 90s, clip shows, RB as Benjamin Button, the number of...
08.25.2022
Ep. 49 - Little Chelada
We approach our half century mark with an early mystery word, some Game of Thrones/Beatles talk, Becker's best Robin Williams, a little more shilling to Powers Irish Whiskey, that Beatles documentary where John wore a huge suit the whole time,...
08.11.2022
Ep. 48 - Do You Want Pinot a Secret?
We come in strong after a little bit of a summer respite with some timely Top Gun rumors, Scotty's specter, RB's Vermonting score, taking boats to see Deer Tick, the Blottos getting down at an actual dance club, Becker's thesis...
06.30.2022
Ep. 47 - Rob Boys (feat. Caleb Nichols)
Episode 47 begins year three of Team Blotto's project, so we start with the release of two new t-shirts that management told us would sell like hotcakes. From there, we get into it with our amazing guest Caleb Nichols who...
06.23.2022
Chaser - Blotto Vetoes!
It's the second annual BLOTTO VETOES SPECTACULAR! We celebrate our second poddiversary by each selecting one song from our canonical list of Beatles songs from best to worst and trying to convince the other Blottos of its rightful placement. Will...
06.02.2022
Ep. 46 - Eight Chardonnays a Week (feat. Chris, again)
We kick into episode 46 by breaking podcast ground (again) before introducing Chris (again); talking about our pump up music; asking if "Hey Ya" is the best song every written; realizing we are pretty old; wondering if Chris should be...
05.19.2022
Ep. 45 - You Hurrican't Do That (feat. Chris)
Because we are so cultured, we get into this episode by discussing Shakespearean theatre before we dip back in to the world of the Blotto Bungalow (Bill?) and talking about the return of Chris, precedented maneuvers, the sad loss of...
05.05.2022
Ep. 44 - The Highball-ad of John and Yoko (feat. Walter Martin)
We take a break from the Blost Weekend to discuss Ringo's feelings on Dianetics, missing Mystery words, our guest Walter Martin, Walt's amazing new record THE BEAR, our new segment "Choppin' Wood with Walter Martin," a pro solo Ringo take,...
04.21.2022
Ep. 43 - Brew Of Us
Episode 43, take a ride with your Blotto heroes as we gather together for a field trip and kickoff the first annual Blost Weekend -recorded deep in the woods from a moderately disclosed location in Western Massachusetts. We bring you...
04.07.2022
Ep. 42 - Tomorrow Never Pernods (feat. Ethan Alexanian of Fans on the Run Pod)
Episode 42 covers all the news fit to print, including George Martin's accent; the loss of Mark Lanegan,; keeping the house, bro; who actually said "Rank it and crank it;" Fugazi saying that we got our Fugazi takes wrong; the...
03.10.2022
Ep. 41 - Rum Together (feat. Sam Calagione of Dogfish Head Brewery)
Yeah, we should be talking Beatles in these episode notes, but we got SAM CALAGIONE of the mighty Dogfish Head Brewery this week! We go long talking about his beers, what got him to brew, the items he has in...
02.17.2022
Ep. 40 - Magical Mystery Pour (feat. Kenji)
Episode 40 begins with a remembrance of the first Apple project; loose episodes; tons of guest mail (most of it not complimentary); our new guest and good bud, Kenji; an early Magical Mystery Word; the Beatles prog work; astounding McCartney...
01.20.2022
Ep 39 - Being for the Benefit of Mr. White Russian!
We release the string on episode 39 with a deep dive on sequels by discussing LOVE TOO, New Year's resolutions in pandi times, a new A-Paul-ogy, Vacation Becker poppin’’ a flop, the Beatles gourd hatred, Billy Corgan on a roller coaster,...
01.07.2022
Ep. 38 - Brandy Madonna
Episode thirty-eight kicks into gear with some chat on the state of the multiverse, our favorite Christmas tunes, rum bum bum bum, the weird PJ pants you get from your mother, the period where The Beatles got into the occult,...
12.16.2021
Ep. 37 - All I've Got to Dewars (feat. RB)
Clearly, we are all about The Beatles, but episode 37 begins with one of our other passions -- true crime podcasts -- as we listen to the trailer for "The Sacred Harp." From there we bring back Musical Supervisor RB...

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Blotto Beatles episodes:

Ep. 80 - Hey Brewed (feat. Victor DeLorenzo of the Violent Femmes)

Ep. 79 - Can't Imbibe Me Love

Chaser - Let It Be Roundtable (feat. Ranking The Beatles, BC The Beatles, Fans on the Run, and Paul or Nothing)

Ep. 78 - Baby You're a Rich Manhattan (feat. Skylar Moody)

Ep. 77 - What Gose On

Ep. 76 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Brandy -Reprise (feat. Alex Goldman of the Reply All Pod)

Chaser -We Went to Beatlesfest!

Ep 75 - Doc 'N Stormy Robert

Ep. 74 - Within You WithStout You (feat. Chris Ballew of Presidents of the USA / Caspar Babypants)

Ep . 73.- Ports of Love

Ep. 72 - Shot a Second Time (feat. Huw Thomas)

Ep. 71 - I Swill

Chaser - It's a Now & Then Social! (feat. Ranking the Beatles and BC the Beatles)

Ep 70 - Bud Boy (feat. Chris Webre)

WE GOT A PREVIEW OF THE McCARTNEY POD!

Ep 69 - She's a Womanhattan

Ep. 68 - There's a Case (of Beer) (feat. Sam Whiles)

Chaser - BLOTTO VETOES!

Ep 67 - Sauvignon Truffle (feat. Brother Pat)

Ep. 66 - I'm Looking Through Brew

Ep. 65 - I Should Have Known Bitters (feat. Chris and Colin)

Ep. 64 - When I'm Sixty-Four Loko

Ep. 63 - Maggie Hae-zy IPA (feat. Jared from Sena Farm Brewery and Chris & Colin)

Ep. 62 - I Amaretto The Walrus (feat. Bob Pernice)

Ep. 61 - Hold Mai Tai

Ep. 60 - Long Tall MimoSally

Ep. 59 - Baby's In Johnnie Walker Black (feat Ranking the Beatles)

Ep. 58 - I Want Booze (She's So Heady) (feat. Jason Narducy)

Ep. 57 - I Cointreau Tell You

Ep. 56 - Drive My Sidecar

Ep. 55 - Rye Baby Rye (feat. Mikey Erg)

Ep. 54 - Hey Brewdog (feat. Brother Bryan)

Ep. 53 It's Patronly Love

Ep 52 - Mother Nature's Gibson (feat. Another Kind of Mind)

Ep 51 - Let It Beer

Ep 50 - From Me to Booze

Ep. 49 - Little Chelada

Ep. 48 - Do You Want Pinot a Secret?

Ep. 47 - Rob Boys (feat. Caleb Nichols)

Chaser - Blotto Vetoes!

Ep. 46 - Eight Chardonnays a Week (feat. Chris, again)

Ep. 45 - You Hurrican't Do That (feat. Chris)

Ep. 44 - The Highball-ad of John and Yoko (feat. Walter Martin)

Ep. 43 - Brew Of Us

Ep. 42 - Tomorrow Never Pernods (feat. Ethan Alexanian of Fans on the Run Pod)

Ep. 41 - Rum Together (feat. Sam Calagione of Dogfish Head Brewery)

Ep. 40 - Magical Mystery Pour (feat. Kenji)

Ep 39 - Being for the Benefit of Mr. White Russian!

Ep. 38 - Brandy Madonna

Ep. 37 - All I've Got to Dewars (feat. RB)

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