Blotto Beatles

Blotto Beatles

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  • Ep. 46 - Eight Chardonnays a Week (feat. Chris, again)

    We kick into episode 46 by breaking podcast ground (again) before introducing Chris (again); talking about our pump up music;  asking if "Hey Ya" is the best song every written; realizing we are pretty old;  wondering if Chris should be the official Stat-Man, Scat-Man, or Scat-Man (the other kind of scat); drinking Maccaritas; landing on our favorite preparation for corn; wondering about the Ranking the Beatles rankings (again); praising the Tommy Stans; filming the other Beatles doc about them at their worst; wearing a sport coats during 80s rock production; doing the Bartman; challenging Metallica to doubles tennis; listening to an episode of “And Your Nerd Can Sing” that blows everyone’s minds; and talking the pop hit "Eight Days a Week."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Chris Soule (@master_blaster)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep. 45 - You Hurrican't Do That (feat. Chris)

    Because we are so cultured, we get into this episode by discussing Shakespearean theatre before we dip back in to the world of the Blotto Bungalow (Bill?) and talking about the return of Chris, precedented maneuvers, the sad loss of Taylor Hawkins, a generous box of snacks from Pete G, a devious gift of Malort from Becker, the option to rent the Blotto Bungalow (Bill?) on Air BnB, visiting new friends at Senna Farms Brewery, the Beatles Detroit roots, an unexpected ICP tangent,   and the unattractive jealousy of "You Can't Do That."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Chris Soule (@master_blaster)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 13 min
  • Ep. 44 - The Highball-ad of John and Yoko (feat. Walter Martin)

    We take a break from the Blost Weekend to discuss Ringo's feelings on Dianetics, missing Mystery words, our guest Walter Martin, Walt's amazing new record THE BEAR, our new segment "Choppin' Wood with Walter Martin," a pro solo Ringo take, telling the guy at the grocery store about how Leonard Cohen kissed your girlfriend on the cheek, Walter's song about the Beatles called "The Beatles," another episode of And Your Nerd Can Sing, McCartney doing RUN DMC, recognizing the Joe Bonamossa cover of this song, immediately A-Paul-ogizing because Joe Bonamossa never did a cover of this song, Peter Brown getting some shine, lots of breakfast talk,  and the story song "The Ballad of John and Yoko."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Walter Martin (waltermartinmusic.com, @walterrmartin)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 49 min
  • Ep. 43 - Brew Of Us

    Episode 43, take a ride with your Blotto heroes as we gather together for a field trip and kickoff the first annual Blost Weekend -recorded deep in the woods from a moderately disclosed location in Western Massachusetts. 

    We bring you all of the hijinks you've come to love (or loathe), now with more Blotto-to-Blotto eye contact. We talk..was Tommy right? Would The Eagles be better if they were called 2 Dons? How many people on one mic is too much? Becker gets confused about TO, TWO & TOO and most importantly we chat on the great Let It Be tune "Two Of Us". 

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 33 min
  • Ep. 42 - Tomorrow Never Pernods (feat. Ethan Alexanian of Fans on the Run Pod)

    Episode 42 covers all the news fit to print, including George Martin's accent; the loss of Mark Lanegan,; keeping the house, bro; who actually said "Rank it and crank it;" Fugazi saying that we got our Fugazi takes wrong; the introduction of our guest, Ethan Alexanian; contemporary references to the show LOST; the easiest Beatle to identify at a wax museum and why; not answering personal questions about wax museums; and the loop-laden song, "Tomorrow Never Knows."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Ethan Alexanian (Fans on the Run Podcast, @fansontherunpodcast)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 38 min
  • Ep. 41 - Rum Together (feat. Sam Calagione of Dogfish Head Brewery)

    Yeah, we should be talking Beatles in these episode notes, but we got SAM CALAGIONE of the mighty Dogfish Head Brewery this week! We go long talking about his beers, what got him to brew, the items he has in the Smithsonian, confusing the Beatles with The Replacements in front of Joan Jett, failed authors, and the bands that ended up naked in his house.  It's a long one, but it's worth it, and we ain't Geoff Eme-Rick Rolling you on that one.

    Oh yeah, we also chat about that swampy  Abbey Road tune, "Come Together."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Sam Calagione  (@dogfishbeer, dogfish.com)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    2 hr 18 min
  • Ep. 40 - Magical Mystery Pour (feat. Kenji)

    Episode 40 begins with a remembrance of the first Apple project; loose episodes; tons of guest mail (most of it not complimentary); our new guest and good bud, Kenji; an early Magical Mystery Word; the Beatles prog work; astounding McCartney conspiracy theories; Mal Evans seeking out transportation posters; Tommy backtracking on people pulling lyrics from posters; vertical toast; the thorough script for the Magical Mystery Tour film; Mal Evans buying socks; musical double tonguing; and your nerd can sing; and the bus-themed "Magical Mystery Tour."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Kenji (You can't find him)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    2 hr 6 min
  • Ep 39 - Being for the Benefit of Mr. White Russian!

    We release the string on episode 39 with a deep dive on sequels by discussing LOVE TOO, New Year's resolutions in pandi times, a new A-Paul-ogy,  Vacation Becker poppin’’ a flop, the Beatles gourd hatred, Billy Corgan on a roller coaster, and the circus-themed "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervision: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 41 min
  • Ep. 38 - Brandy Madonna

    Episode thirty-eight kicks into gear with some chat on the state of the multiverse, our favorite Christmas tunes, rum bum bum bum, the weird PJ pants you get from your mother, the period where The Beatles got into the occult, Becker retracting and the recommitting to hanging with Bezos, Tommy forgetting the basics of nursery rhymes, two dudes/one amp, and the perfect song for a Saturday -- Lady Madonna

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Additional Musical Supervisior: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 55 min
  • Ep. 37 - All I've Got to Dewars (feat. RB)

    Clearly, we are all about The Beatles, but episode 37 begins with one of our other passions -- true crime podcasts -- as we listen to the trailer for "The Sacred Harp."  From there we bring back Musical Supervisor RB and  get into our normal Beatles fare as we discuss pies and nuts, the fantastic Deer Tick, some more Get Back doc-talk, the Bad Beatles of Boston, one more piece of evidence to show that Paul McCartney loves Razor Ramon, more nut talk, Becker ditching the rest of us for Elon Musk, some regional Rhode Island work,  and the very easy tune "All I've Got to Do."

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter (@blottobeatles), by emailing us ([email protected]), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can also drunk dial us (tel:+18572339793)  or leave us a tip in our new tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what drinks we should drink with the money).

    See the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: https://www.blottobeatles.com/list; listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Guest and Additional Musical Supervisior: RB (@ryanobrooks)
    #PeteBestGetThatCheck

    1 hr 35 min

About Blotto Beatles

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We are the world’s leading hammered highbrows of Beatles broadcasting. In other words, we have a few drinks, we hit record, and we review and rank one Beatles song per episode. 

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