Things get a little out of hand this week as Amy and Em daydream about their life of crime. We've got bank heists, murder, sex, drugs, Beyonce, Billy Joel, Jewel. (Yes, there is a lot of singing in this episode. You're welcome.) We also have some hot new takes on cremation, unique dinner conversation starters, and a secret weapon for how to shake things up in your local debate. Take heed, listeners: This episode is not for the faint of heart. You are about to witness a stunning vocal revolution that is sure to transcend space and time. (Oh. We also talk about Wordle.)

What. A. Break. How long has it been?! Amy and EM are finally back from the wildest ride of their lives and they are ready to tell you all about it in this - the Season 2 premiere of Blurtle! This episode has everything: attitude, epiphanies, therapy hacks, tales of pasta sauce, hard-to-pronounce alliterative children's rhymes and much much more. So looky here, wise guys, you better tune in, listen up, and don't take anything for granted in this beautifully unhinged thing called life. Welcome back to the pod! (Oh. We also talk a little bit about our Wordle guesses.)

Despite multiple setbacks, the girls manage to pull off an episode of epic proportions. Mary confesses a little something to Amy that Amy is NOT okay with it. The girls discuss their passion for the Dewey Decimal system, Tracy's apparent love for Adele and Taylor, Amy's definite love for Britney and Beyonce, and more bootylicious topics including tarot parties and human venom! Also, Amy tells a story about a motel that makes Mary very, very uneasy. Will their friendship survive? Will there be a Season 2? Will "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" ever be re-released in theaters? Listen to this stellar Season 1 finale to find out!

This week the girls have secrets, or at least Amy does. So Mary has to pick up the slack by revealing the new way she's practicing her French. Amy recounts her time with her beloved childhood stuffed animal, Mr. Fluffers, and both girls wax nostalgic about Studio 54, wispy summer bangs, and other things that they never really experienced but wished they had. Join them this week for another fun mini episode! (They may never go back to long form again, fyi.)

It's finally happening. The girls are starting a band. They just can't hold back their musical talents from their fans any longer so they're gonna give it a whirl! But until their first single "Maniacal Laughter" drops, they're gonna fall back on their secondary careers as podcasters and discuss their Wordle guesses, how they love the thrill of riding emotional rollercoasters, grocery shopping for the vertically challenged, and everyone's favorite cuddly animal - clowns! (JK, it's actually snakes.) Join in for another mini episode of Blurtle!

It's our first mini episode! This week the girls hatch a fool-proof plan to reach more listeners (hint: it involves pamphlets), Amy obsesses over the Major League Baseball draft, Mary's less-than meticulous science background comes back to bite her in the polymer, and someone finally gets a shout out for getting the Wordle in one guess! This Blurtle episode may be mini but it still is mighty. Come give it the good ol' college try!

The girls have had a rough week but, as always, they persevere and turn their delerium into...well, actually they pretty much just keep it delirious but you should be used to that by now. They cover such golden topics as Rodeo Drive, Beyonce's bidet, Dawson's Creek, The Texas Roller Derby, dinosaurs, aliens, gender violence, and the amazing perseverance of Anita Hill. Basically sh*t gets real, y'all. Join in for the 20th episode of Blurtle! You won't regret it.

This week the girls talk about future hobbies, their potential life of crime, and how long is too long to be stuck in the bardo. They both share their shockingly different baby bird encounters, Amy decides to go into old age cold turkey, and Mary continues on her wet n' wild adventure with Dippin' Dots. Things just keep getting better this week on Blurtle! (And once again, Happy Pride, y'all!)

This week the girls attempt to inform listeners on subjects they barely grasp themselves such as 10th grade physics and professional baseball. They also take a harsh stance on unusual trigger words, explore foreign languages, and present wildly different stories concerning the same Wordle puzzle. Mary divulges her first spoken word and Amy is the most animated she’s ever been concerning a dessert. Join them on their journey to escape radon poisoning and find out what illness(es) the internet has diagnosed Amy with now.