Blurtle

This week the girls debate whether or not to move the podcast to Florida, where Amy could drink 50 White Claws a day in peace, Mary could ride around on her jazzy saving dogs from alligators, and the girls could sail into old age with disgrace and humidity. They also talk about their Wordle guesses. Join them for some fun in the sun this week on Blurtle! (Puzzle #'s 711-717)

This week the girls belay into your lives just in the "Nick" of time. Mary dives into her Myspace Top 8 - Hollywood Edition, Amy realizes she needs to dream bigger...or taller, and they both discuss their very different visions for moped use. Join them for fanciful stories about tarantulas and poets on this week's episode of Blurtle! And Happy Pride everyone!! (Puzzle #'s 704-710)

This week Mary uses her decoder ring to finally convince Amy that Tracy is in danger. The girls also discuss how to buy a husband, why ferries are the best, and when to get beat up for a good cause. And there's lots of talk about pirates because why the hell not? Yo ho ho, come join us matey! Bring your own rum. (Puzzles # 697-703)

This week Amy and Mary get political! Don't worry - we have fun doing it. Amy tells tales from her gripping field trip as a fifth grade chaperone to Washington, DC, Mary finally gets a conspiracy theory of her very own, and they both weigh in on why there are so many Wordle cheaters in the US capital! The girls also discuss the difference between kayaks and canoes, knickknacks and paddywhacks, and what's really going on in Vermont. Join us for a very Pro Roe episode! (Puzzles # 690-696)

This week, Amy and Mary devise a way to get kids smoking again. Mary goes through her fruit era, Amy hits up the bowling alley for ginger ale, and they both have some strong words for Wordle editor, Tracy Bennett. The girls also cover hoarding for homeowners, the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, and the great baking fail of 2023. This Mother's Day, come learn how not to make a cookie. (Puzzles # 683-689) 

This week Amy gets all dolled up but the girls get down and dirty to discuss the potential effects of the WGA strike. Mary embraces her inner child, Amy gives a brief history of twerking, and they both address the benefits and perils of oversharing. And while the girls may disagree on some things, they both agree that the coronation coverage is completely out of hand. (Puzzles #676-682)

The girls are back to their old ways for Episode 11! This week Amy gets a new nickname, Mary tells a dirty little story about clouds, and we find out that Mary's medical advice to Amy caused more harm than good. Still, their friendship perseveres as they offer their hot takes on movies vs. books, lesbian water sports, lover power, the power of love, and the power of Patrick Swayze. Basically this is the most powerful episode of Blurtle yet. You don't want to miss it! (Puzzles #669-675)

It's our 10th episode and we are celebrating in style by having one of our closest friends join us as our first-ever guest! Alicia Elliott is a Blurtle enthusiast and basically the mastermind behind Amy and Mary's friendship. This week the newly minted trio have a bloody forking good time analyzing emotional breakthroughs with uber drivers, rum consumption in Turkey, teenage know-it-alls, and the relationship between Wordle and self-worth. Come get a whiff of this one! (Puzzles # 662-668)

This week Amy and Mary channel the best teen magazines of their time to give advice on how to get discovered by a director, how to make your hair look great now (but not later), how to sing Whitney Houston's greatest hits, where to find the best clubs in town, and cool math tricks to do at parties. Impress your friends! Listen to Blurtle now and your crush will call you! (Puzzles # 655-661)

This week Amy and Mary open up about some new (gross) wounds. Amy does her best Walter White impersonation, Mary won't shut up about New Orleans, and the two of them weigh in on a little bit of big news in the world of politics (and humanity). Still, they manage to squeeze in some quality puzzle talk and make it crystal clear that "Blurtle" is for everyone! (Puzzles #648-654)