We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish.

Music by Michael Jackson.

Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.

Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org

Music by various.

More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.

Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Dan’s rumor mill, personal shopping for Frenchmen, and sad truths. Remember to keep your donger covered while cooking. Music by The Human League.

Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.

Here were the other possible titles for today's episode: The end goal is comfort, Pangea's Last Stand, Summer of Fun/Summer of Sam. Music by Sneaker Pimps.

Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.

Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.