We talk Dan Brown's porn knock-offs, Bob invents some new catch phrases, and Dan dumps coffee on his crotch. Music by Metric.

Movie reviews, Swedish marketing campaigns, and freestlye Dick Flash. Thanks to Big Welsh for sponsoring today's episode. Music by Bon Iver.

We discuss the UK colloquial definition of "minty", decide guessing can never be racist, and create a brand new musical about sexy clergy and voodoo ceramics. Music by Cujo.

Join us as Bob faces down Melissa McCarthy's wrath and we uncover the dark secrets of hat ownership. Music by Sex Pistols.

We're late so there's no editing. We talk to Tom. He was a delight. Also Benjamin Button II: Fringe Division. Music by Bloodhound Gang.

Brought to you by Josh Otten's review, this week it's all Canadian. Canadian yahoo questions, Canadian rumors, Canadian observational comedy; A true lesson in being careful what you wish for. (all Canadian music)

Dan fishes for snakes, Bob drops some Mary Shelley knowledge, both contribute entries to the Hunger Games canon. Music by 311 (duh).

No new reviews this week… AND YET WE SOLDIER ON. Enjoy a Mexican restaurant repastification and Bob’s new segment, “Bob and Dan Judge a Book By its Cover”. Music by the Talking Heads.

Look forward to a Dungeoneering/Desert Island mash-up, a discussion of race in videogames (…kinda), and some pancake chat. Music by Andrew Bird.

Our official coverage of C2E2 2012! We talk about Val Kilmer (again), Walking Dead’s Glenn and Maggie, and our chance encounter with Sean Astin. All this plus the Cuties of the Week™! Music from the Ghost and the Darkness.