Body Counts And Beer

We came, we saw, we rambled. This week, we had no plan. But we did have a special guest: Dee Amaral, previously heard on our RAMBO III episode. We cover just about nothing this time around, including: Jon becomes a Medium! Mark sends a message to Dennis Miller! Harsh words for Sean Penn! FAVORITE ACTION FIGURES! The Barbie Late Night Chat Show!

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Sledgehammer out your suitcase of gold coins and guns, because this week we're just in time to be too early for the third chapter in the John Wick franchise so we're discussing 2017's JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2!

Listen in as we men of focus do everything but focus on the details as we cover EVERYTHING you need to know, including: Terrible subway etiquette! An extended and terrible Robert DeNiro impression! Patrick reveals he was in HBO's John Adams miniseries! Jon rattles off all of New York's nicknames! Mark gets his Best Kill stolen multiple times! The Annual Professional Mohel Draft!

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Strap on your night vision goggles, make sure you have a full roll of gold coins and sign that contract, because this week, we're discussing our FAVORITE MOVIE HITMEN!

Listen in as we discuss anything and everything Hit related, including: Possible Spinoff Podcasts! A terrible lesson in Canadian geography! Massive spoilers for No Country For Old Men! Captain Kirk's Five Year Murder Mission! Plus, Jon issues forth a challenge to one Dan Aykroyd!

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Turns out Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is NOT a perfect movie. Who knew? IMDB knew! And they were kind enough to share that info with us. This week, we're goofin' on all the Goofs from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

Listen in as we cover ALL THE GOOFS: Goofs! Mark stands for Supermarket Sweep! More goofs! We misidentify Randy Quaid's Hollywood Star Whackers! Some goofs! Harsh words for Hamlet! Plus: MORE GOOFS!

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Ignite your arrows and throw on a sloppy British accent, because this week we're finally discussing Mark's dream movie: ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES!

On this week's super sized episode, we cover everything and anything related to the Robin Hood mythos, including: Jon once again terrorizes Quebec! The glory of Rubberband Man! Mark's high school confessions! We name a bunch of Kevins! The proliferation of Basement Witches! PLUS: Fuzzy recollections of various Saturday morning cartoons!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Muppet Show performance, your least favorite Muppets Tonight performance, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

VROOM! Cover your car in cheap looking fiberglass and martial weapons, because this week we're taking you on a continental vehicular assault called DEATH RACE 2000! It's our first Roger Corman film, and god willing, our last!

Bear with us as we try anything and everything to get through this bizarro look at the future of the year 2000: the power of colored pencils! A tribute to Luke Perry! Alternate Hitlers! Jon issues a challenge to Bill Murray! Mark reenacts the ending of The Breakfast Club! Time Travelin' Rambo! PLUS: the Patrick Bromley Rating System once again rears its ugly head.

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BLUE 42 ! BLUE 42! RAZOR! RAZOR! HIKE! These are sports words because we're talking about sports! This week, we're discussing our Favorite Fictional Sports, because only one and a half of us can discuss actual real life sports.

Strap on your helmet and make sure your cup is in place as we cover every nook and cranny of fake sports from here to everywhere: Jon and Mark ruin Star Trek for Patrick! Patrick regales us with tales of seeing The Omega Code! More Count Dante! Battle of the Strongmen! WE ALMOST FORGET SMASH TV! Plus, we relive the glory days of movies what took up two whole VHS tapes.

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BODACIOUS! This week, we're going back to the teenage mutant well to discuss 1991's TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE: A STAR WARS STORY: THE ROAD CHIP! Don't bother packing any weapons. The producers won't let you use them!

Listen in as we discover and discuss everything TMTN related, including: Werner Herzog Vs Macho Man! Jon hates big pizza slices! Proper seasoning technique! The rich history of aquatic law enforcement! NINJA RAPPING! Harsh words for Radiohead and harsher words for St. Louis! PLUS: Jack Warner swings by!

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We can't believe it ourselves! It's been (just over) 3 years since we started this whole mess. And now...*shotgun cock*...we're gonna clean it up. It's time for our 3RD ANNUAL PODVERSARY SPECIAL!

We revisit some favorites, some hatred, some bad impressions, some great impressions, some 90s alt-rock band Fastball, some new inventions and we savagely misremember Paul Newman's career. PLUS: Sky Captain and Peter O'Toole drop by!

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Remember Jurassic Park? That was cool, right? But remember what happened AFTER Jurassic Park? A Hollywood bidding war to make the next Michael Crichton film. Unfortunately for the world (but fortunately for Mark), we got 1995's CONGO!

Tune in to hear the goofballs cover anything and everything in the stratum of CONGO, including: Mark sings Toto deep cuts! The Glory of Busch Gardens! The Mystery of Joey Pants' Bald Pate! The return of Joe Don Baker! SO MUCH CANDY TALK! Too many plosives (sorry)! PLUS: Amy the Gorilla performs Guns 'N' Roses Greatest Hits!

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